THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 28th, 2019 (Patreon)

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: BE AFRAID! CRIMINAL CELEBRITIES are on the loose! Also, we apologize to Canadians (as well as some other folks)! More interview with VEEP's TIM SIMONS! And, HARD-HITTING journalism with an in-depth report on the world of TOPLESS MAID SERVICES!