THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 6th, 2019 (Patreon)

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The stupid things rich celebrities buy! Steve Ashton checks in from the UK! A classic ONE-HIT WONDER from 1980! And, Kari joins in for a bonus BACHELOR REPORT: "Women Tell All" Edition! (And, yes, a woman did shove a baby pacifier into another woman's mouth ... )