THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 14th, 2019 (Patreon)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! (Although, it's also the equally sexy FERRIS WHEEL DAY.) On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Is Bill Cosby a "political prisoner" (SPOILERS: No.) Eddie Pence's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, answers when you "Ask a Brit"! And, we teach you how to behave like a gentleman in a "gentleman's club"!