THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 13th, 2019 (Patreon)

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You won't believe today's song for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Cardi B. abandons us! Where you can get your very own SCRAPPLE! Banks Lee from Attractions magazine with news about the STAR WARS theme park ride! All of that, plus GLITTERY TROLL FARTS!