THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 28th, 2019 (Patreon)

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: We look at all the showbiz news, including, WONDER WOMAN 3, the return of DR. RUTH, and award show recaps! (Last night's SAG awards and, more importantly, Cardi B's triumph at the AVN porn awards!) More of "Drunk Eddie's Thoughts"! Plus, an appropriately joyous celebration of NATIONAL KAZOO DAY!