THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 9th, 2019 (Patreon)

Today's show: We let the haters have their say as we read MEAN EXIT SURVEYS! (Apologies to Jimmy Kimmel.) Legal eagle, Michael Preciado, explains why the drinking age is 21 in every state in the U.S.! Actor (and, okay, maybe killer) Robert Blake is back with an awesome new catchphrase! And, one of the greats for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! (Hint in the pic below.)