DAAD I got stuck in this hole I need some help. (Patreon)

-Daddy my diaper is soo wet  I can't get out of this hole.

-I'm kinda stuck could you help me, please?

-I'm on my way...

-OK gimme your hand baby boy.

-There you are. Do you feel better now?

-Yes, Daddy much, Much Better.

-What were you doing down there?

-Collecting kewl fossils dad. I replied proudly. Showing my small plastic basket of rocks.

-Aww really?

What's that smell?

Aww, Daad you don't have to check on me like I'm 3 years old.

Yes I knew it you used fossil excuse to poop in your diaper just like a baby does.

How come I'm not at all surprised by this?

But...  Daaad........... I tried to argue that I don't need a change immediately on the beach  and that I'm not a baby.

U should've thought about that before conveniently pooping yourself while squatting down and watching your diaper prints and freezing in one spot for 5 minutes just to pick one imaginary (FOSSIL) 

-Babies these days said dad out loud to himself and proceeded with the diaper change.

OK. Dad, I said while turning lobster red-faced while my legs went all the way up in the air and I got  Paci shoved in my mouth just to keep me occupied.