DxD: A World Where T*tties Defy Gravity [ Chapter 102: Squeal! ] (Patreon)

"I bet they have a special place ready for you. In the deepest pits of Hell."

Alucard laughed, loudly and mockingly.

"What?" The Dandy Man asked. "Is something funny?!"

"I'm just pleased, that's all." Alucard replied, standing up. "The world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me. A new Millennium group." he turned around.

"A revived Last Battalion! Yes, I know... you remind me of that insane little Major and his freak show menagerie!" a dark, otherworldly substance that was black in core and reddish on the edges began to form around him.

"I'm grateful that the world breeds such madness! Now..." he got into a combat stance, his short black hair extending to back-length, and having done so the whole time.

"IT'S TIME TO PLAY, ALHAMBRA!" A maniacal grin came over Alucard's face.

"I want to hear you squeal like a pig..." he grinned.

"You expect me to squeal?" Alhambra replied, chuckling.

"Are you serious? Don't you see what is happening?! If only the world was so simple. You really have gone completely SOFT IN THE HEAD!" he shouted, as he threw more playing cards at Alucard, which impacted him, tearing parts of his midriff away.

However, these parts regenerated in an instant, as from where Rex, Tobio and Lavinia were standing, several eyes Rex counted a dozen, at least formed, all over Alucard's body, before he disappeared in a cloud of mist.

"Why do you run again?" Alhambra mused, holding up more playing-cards. "Useless..."

From the mist, a bullet seemed to fly at Alhambra, and he, caught by surprise, managed to dodge it in the nick of time.

Seras stood in front of Alhambra, wielding a gigantic sniper rifle that looked more like a cannon than anything, which the Dandy Man found himself staring down the business end of.

Conjuring up a revolving circle of playing cards, Alhambra backed away from Seras, as she continued to fire on him as Rex, Lavinia and Tobio moved out of the way.

"You bitch!" Alhambra yelled, as Seras ran out of ammunition. Throwing the cannon aside, she procured another one, and fired on Alhambra.

"GO TO HELL!" Alhambra screamed, throwing a playing-card at the bullet, which sliced it in half. Both halves of the bullet flew to either side of him, and caused a large dust-cloud to form behind him.

"I've had enough of this mess!" he declared.

A growl came from behind him, and the enraged Dandy Man threw a playing-card at where the noise came from, turning toward the noise as well.

However, a silver gun came at him from behind, and fired, but missed. Alhambra turned around, and threw a playing card at Alucard, but he disappeared in a cloud of mist before any damage could be done to him.

An enormous black hell-hound, comprised of the same black and red substance from before, then appeared before Alhambra, growling.

Alhambra began to sweat, before it disappeared, and Alucard re-appeared behind him.

Seeming to notice this, Alhambra tried to swing around and throw a punch at him, but Alucard grabbed his arm and twisted it, breaking the bones in his forearm, as well as kicking him brutally, severing his left leg just below the knee, prompting Alhambra to scream in pain.

"I WANT TO HEAR IT, PIG." Alucard growled, his voice making shivers run down even Rex' spine. "SO... SQUEAL!"

Defiantly, Alhambra produced a playing card in his good hand, and thrust it towards Alucard, who thrust his hand towards Alhambra in return.

Both attacks met each other at the same time, destroying the other's arm. However, as Alucard's arm regenerated in an instant, Alhambra's did not, as he squealed in pain.

However, his squeal was stopped by Alucard reaching out and grabbing his face.

"THAT'S CHECKMATE, TUBALCAIN ALHAMBRA." Alucard growled, holding Alhambra up by the face, giving an evil chuckle.

"Now..." he spoke in a soft voice. "It's time we start dealing with the business at hand. I'm obliged to give you a thorough interrogation, so you're going to tell me everything you know. Well..." he paused, and grinned.

"Your blood will."

Alucard then proceeded to bite into Tubalcain's neck, prompting a spurt of blood to emerge, as Alucard received full access to Alhambra's memories.

After a few seconds, Alhambra erupted into blue flames, and after a few seconds, Alucard let go, grinning.

As he grinned, he began to laugh, with that laugh slowly becoming more and more maniacal.

He then began to clap, as he dropped Alhambra's rapidly-cremating body to the ground.

"...What was that?" A very confused Seras asked, as Rex, Tobio and Lavinia touched down. However, Seras didn't get her answer until much, much later.

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At around the same time as Alucard killed Alhambra, in her bedroom at her King's villa which was currently a room that she had all to herself Valian was currently sat in bed, at around 4:30 in the morning, browsing the Devils' internet on a website that held backups of TV coverage of Rating Games.

She recalled an order from her King, before he had left for the Hellsing Manor, to watch a few Rating Games that featured Imogen Belial and Sairaorg Bael, and take notes of their styles of fighting, as well as their peerages.

Moving the curser over to a video featuring Imogen, she clicked on it, and began watching a Rating Game between Imogen Belial and Raven Branwen, as well as opening a word processor on her laptop, in order to take notes.

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The next morning, as the sun barely began to rise, Rex began to slowly wake up. His red eyes fluttered for a second before slowly opening.

He was lying in his bed in the hotel room that he, Tobio and Lavinia were staying in.

Yawning slightly, Rex sat up, then became rather familiar with the fact that a weight was pressing down around his middle, under the sheets.

Raising an eyebrow as he had a sneaking suspicion as to what it could be, the silver-haired Nephalem lifted up the sheets, and saw Lavinia Reni herself.