DxD: A World Where T*tties Defy Gravity [ Chapter 97: Seras Victoria! ] (Patreon)

"Hm?"

Captain Pip Bernadotte was an averagely-sized man, with reddish-brown hair done into a long braid, and green eyes. He wore an eyepatch, an Australian slouch hat. He also sported a bandage on the bridge of his nose.

"So... what, are we gonna be fighting in London?" said one man.

"Since when do we work security jobs?" said another.

"I didn't show up to shadow some rich asshole!" said a third.

"My God, you people." Pip spoke up, as all the men quietened down. "I can't really think of any other way to put this, so here it is. They're going to be paying us to kill monsters."

"They're going to be paying us to do what?" another man cried. There was a titter amongst the men, who were all known as the Wild Geese.

"Monsters, you gotta be kidding-"

"It's true." a woman's voice came from the door of the room. Everyone turned to see a tall woman with creamy-brown skin, blue eyes and long blonde hair. 

He had a thin build, almost to the point of being lanky. She wore a black blazer and black dress pants, a white buttoned shirt, black shoes and a red cravat. She also wore a pair of circular wire-rimmed glasses.

"The enemies are immortal creatures who sustain themselves by drinking human blood." Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, the current Head of the Hellsing Organisation, explained, without a second's hesitation. 

"Your job, gentlemen, is to fight these monsters with bullets, garlic and Holy Water. Put a stake through its heart, cut off its head, burn the corpse, scatter the ashes at a crossroads."

"For further instructions, consult Bram Stoker." The silver-haired Rex Gremory spoke up. He was leant against the leftmost wall of the room, with the black-haired Tobio Ikuse and beautiful blonde-haired Lavinia Reni on either side of him.

Everyone sans Integra jumped and whirled around, looking at the three individuals who had given NO sign of their presence ever since they'd entered the room ten minutes before. None at all!

"What?" Rex asked, shrugging his shoulders. "Tobio, Lavinia and I've been here for the past twenty minutes, and you notice us NOW, of all times?" He grinned. "The three of us will be your trainers here, by the way. Rex Gremory, nice to meet you."

"Well, not everyone can conceal their presences like you, Rex." Integra replied, turning to him. 

"However, you're right. Gentlemen, these three individuals, Rex Gremory, Tobio Ikuse and Lavinia Reni, will be training you to actually hold your own against the forces of the supernatural." The Wild Geese began speaking again.

"That's just ridiculous." One person said.

"Everyone knows there's no such thing as Vampires." another said. "Or the supernatural."

"Then everyone is quite mistaken." Tobio spoke up. "Or rather, more accurately, everyone's been in a state of blissful ignorance. With intervention from... certain organisations."

"Indeed, Tobio." Integra replied. "For over a century, the Hellsing Organisation has served the British Empire, fighting a secret war against the forces of darkness. The Vampire, in particular."

Integra chuckled at the weirded-out expressions on everyone's faces.

"For those of you who still need convincing, I present to you..." she pointed to her right. "A genuine Vampire."

The 'genuine Vampire' that Integra pointed to was an attractive young woman looking to be a couple of years younger than Rex was with blonde hair cut into a flare-cut, and blue eyes. 

She had a fairly broad-shouldered torso, yet had a very voluptuous and buxom figure, which was further accentuated by the fact that she maintained a rather short stature much like Serafall Leviathan, Rex thought. 

She wore a yellow Hellsing uniform with matching mini-skirt, long white stocking, ankle-fold brown boots, and brown gloves.

"Huh?" Pip blinked, looking over at the woman. "I- oh, no." he stood up, and walked over to the woman. "Just hold on. You- you are really a vampire?" He spoke with a French accent.

"Yes." The woman, who Rex knew, was named Seras Victoria. "I am. Hello!"

"Hi, Seras." Rex greeted Seras from across the room with a wink.

Pip stared at Seras for a moment in shock, before the Wild Geese all began to laugh, loudly. Seras turned to Integra.

"I get the feeling that they're laughing at me, Sir."

"Then do something to make them stop, Police Girl." Integra replied.

"Ah. Right, of course, Sir!" Seras replied, before turning back to Pip. "Come on!"

Pip stared at Seras for one more moment, before he burst out laughing as well.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed. "If this is supposed to be a Vampire, then I'm Frankenstein's monster!" he came towards Seras, clearly intending to try and playfully rough her up. Without anyone noticing, Rex stared the stop-watch on his phone.

Seras immediately raised her hand, and poked Pip with such force that he went stumbling backwards, bleeding. He barely got the chance to retaliate, as Seras continued walking forward, poking him twice more, before flicking him with one finger. 

This was enough to send Pip flying backwards, and crashing into the floor.

When he hit the ground, a smirking Rex stopped the stopwatch.

"Huh. Eight point seven nine seconds." he remarked, spinning his phone in his right hand. "I could've done that in less than one, but she IS an amateur."

"No need to humblebrag, Rex." Tobio replied, though he had a smirk on his face, too.

"Captain!" one of the Wild Geese cried, jumping up.

"She- she's some kind of monster!" Pip cried, sitting up and holding his head, staring at Seras, who looked unharmed... because she was. 

"I just- she kept poking me with her- it happened so fast. And my head was just..." he looked at Integra. "I don't believe it, you're really telling me that this girl is a Vampire?"

"Damn right, she is."

Pip and everyone else, including Rex, Tobio and Lavinia looked up, and saw an individual... walking through the wall.