HP: The Magical Gamer [Chapter 156: ATTENTION!!!! ] (Patreon)

He glanced down discreetly at the alluring movements of her tight cheeks. The snug fit of the leggings barely left anything for the imagination.

He shook his head, freeing himself of the distracting thoughts. Now was not the time to ogle his mother's arse. He would get enough time for that today when he would have sex with her later.

Surprisingly, she hadn't even talked about what had happened between them yesterday. She had been acting like nothing out of the ordinary took place. As if getting shagged by her own son was nothing to write home about. 

And for his part, he too hadn't tried to converse about it. While strange, it wasn't necessarily a bad thing that they were trying to ignore what they did and would keep on doing in her bedroom.

It was like an unspoken agreement had been drawn between them. Yes, we are fucking each other, but let's pretend we are not. They were trying not to let it shift their relationship dynamics. 

She was still his mother. 

And he was still her son. Nothing had changed in the way they treated each other. And nothing would if they had any say in it.

Harry thought it was for the best. What else could they do or say to each other that would make this situation appropriate? Nothing, all they could do now was ignore that part of their relationship and act as if nothing had changed.

As they reached the beginning of the track that went through the woods, something unexpected happened.

[ATTENTION!!!]

[A special unavoidable quest has been assigned by the [Creator] for you and your mother, and the world's reality has been warped for his amusement.]

[QUEST:

— Mad Mad World!

The world is suddenly strange and different than it was before. Fulfil the given quest set in this Mad World to make it right again.

REWARD:

— 3000 XP for Harry Potter

— 3000 XP for Lily Potter

— Unknown Legendary Reward ]

… Damn it. This was familiar. Oh so familiar. Fuck!

"Mum." He called. But she had already stopped walking, staring at the teleportation wall before them. It barred their entry into the forest.

She turned around and gave him a confused look. "What's this?"

"You know how you've always wanted to join our quests?" He asked, rubbing his forehead.

"Yes, which you've never granted me." She replied sourly. She was still not over it. While she understood his reasoning for keeping her safe at home and away from the action, that didn't mean she liked it.

"It seems the matter's out of my hands. We're handed an unavoidable quest that we can't just ignore. Rejoice, mum, you'll finally have your quest." Harry replied, ignoring her barb.

"Really? What is the quest?" She asked more than eagerly.

He muttered, "We will know in a second."

And just at that moment, the familiar ping sounded again.

[QUEST: Mad Mad World

— The Witch and her bitch;

Accompany your master Lily Potter through the forest and reach the other side where the legendary artefact is kept.]

…

'Fuck, I take it back. The Creator is a total arsehole!'

"Mum, the quest is simple. We have to get through this forest. There is a reward on the other side." He simplified.

"Alright. Let's do it then." She grinned.

"Don't be so happy. This is not a normal quest, but a special one. And if it is anything like the previous one then I'm going to have a migraine for the next few days." He muttered unhappily. This caused Lily's enthusiasm to go down a bit.

"What was the previous special quest like?" she asked.

"Nothing much. You were turned into an elven beauty cursed with eternal slumber. The quest was to wake you up. One way was to let Severus Oleways kiss you and the other was to get a Lemon Drop from the evil dragon Dumbodoor. I even had to snog you to see if my kiss might work. It didn't. In the end, we got the Lemon Drop." Harry droned on monotonously.

She stared at him incredulously. "You're kidding, right?"

"Nope."

"Then what exactly happened during that quest? Tell me. And who's this Severus Oleways? Is this Severus the same Severus, my former friend? Also what led you to kiss me?" She fired question after question.

"Not the right time to force me to go through PTSD. Let's get this quest done so I can reveal why I didn't like the last special quest." He groaned, walking up to the energy barrier that hid the path ahead of them. He couldn't glean anything from the [Observe] perk.

"Aren't you being a little dramatic?" Lily questioned dryly.

"Your name in that quest was Lily Elven Boner. Your father's name was Lowng Boner and my name was Harry Boner. That quest was a big sexual innuendo prank."

Lily gaped at him before shutting her mouth and shaking her head. "You know what, I don't even want to know."

"Wise choice." He mumbled distractedly, glaring at the energy barrier, knowing that a single step was all that was needed to see how the world had changed. "Come, mum. There's no choice but to go through this energy barrier."

Seeing her nod, he walked through the energy portal; Lily trailing behind him.

"This is not our forest." She remarked, looking at the woods. And she was right. This wasn't the forest around their manor. 

No, these woods were far more ancient for that, as could be seen by the trees' wide girth and their sheer sky-touching height. In this dark grey morning sky, the luminous white branches seemed like claws trying to tear the fabric of the heavens. 

There was not a single leaf on any of the branches. The grassy ground was covered with it, the blood-red leaves, hiding any obvious pathways.

This was definitely not their forest.

He shouldn't have been surprised, yet he was. And adding to that was the change of their clothes. It seemed his mother still hadn't noticed this.