DxD: A World Where T*tties Defy Gravity [ Chapter 16: Arrogant Pricks! ] (Patreon)

Unlike the day before, Rex didn't have to worry about the intense rays of the Menorca sunlight penetrating his eyelids, as he woke up in the morning. That was because the sunlight was blocked by one thing.

That one thing being Palutena's beautiful, pale, slightly sweaty, naked body, a product of the previous night's events.

It was still a mystery to Rex as to how Palutena, given her parentage, could be such a freak in the sheets.

"Hmmm~" Palutena gave an asleep grunt, and subconsciously pulled Rex closer to her, leaving him within two inches of her large breasts. As he saw the smooth orbs of godly, quite literally flesh right in front of him, Rex' perverted side suddenly took control, and he stuck his tongue out, licking one of Palutena's nipples.

"Ahh..." Palutena's cute moan was music to Rex' ears, as she opened her green eyes, which were just as deep an emerald colour as her hair was, and looked down at her silver-haired husband. "Morning, Rex. Did you do that on purpose?"

"You bet your horny ass that I did." Rex replied. "Your tits are just too amazing not to lick."

"But did you have to do it?" Palutena asked, pouting down at her husband. "I was in the middle of an amazing dream about having a child with you. He'd have your hair, my eyes, and all our powers. He'd be our own little powerful Godly Devil~"

"Including 100% compatibility with a Holy Sword that you created for my personal use and my personal use only?" Rex asked, with a raised eyebrow. Palutena stared down at her husband for a second, before relenting.

"Okay, maybe not that specific power, but you get what I mean." She replied. "And besides. Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a child that we can call our very own, Rex? I've wanted one ever since before we got married."

"Me too, to be fair." Rex replied. "It's just my fucking Devil side that makes me as infertile as a castrated guy."

"Oh, I wouldn't say you were entirely as infertile as that." Palutena replied. "At least you can actually use your dick. Which is better for all of us~"

"Yeah, yeah." Rex replied, as he tried to shift himself from Palutena's grip, but to no avail.

"Anyway. We just have to keep trying. You'll knock me up someday. Maybe before our 100th anniversary~"

"Fair enough." Rex replied, as Palutena finally let him go, let him get out of bed. The silver-haired Nephalem instantly went to the pile that was the pile of clothes that he had discarded, when he had decided to do some meditation, the night before, next to the discarded dress that Palutena usually wore.

A minute or so later, he was dressed, and two minutes after that one minute, after threatening Palutena with no sex that night if she didn't get her lazy divine Christian-Greco ass out of bed, Palutena was dressed, too.

Husband and wife both walked down to the dining room together, and saw Valian and Asia in the kitchen part of the dining room there was only a counter table with stools pulled up to it, rather than anything fancy, cooking some breakfast.

"Morning, Val." Rex greeted the current host of Albion. "When did you get back?" Valian looked up.

"Hey, Rex." Valian replied. "And I just got back this morning. I met Asia cooking breakfast all on her own, and decided I'd pitch in and help."

"Cooking breakfast all on her own?" Rex raised a silver eyebrow, as he recalled how it'd turned out when HE tried to cook on his own. "What the hell?"

"Nuns in the Catholic Church were basically the servants of the men." Palutena explained to her husband. "They had to cook, clean, do pretty much everything. And in the meantime, it was pray, pray, pray every day away." She looked at Asia. "Though I can imagine that Asia's life, as the former Holy Maiden, was different from thag."

"Yes, it was." Asia replied, as she looked up from her cooking. "Though I wasPeople would come from all over for me to heal them with my Twilight Healing, which I loved. I just loved helping people."

"Twilight Healing, huh?" Palutena asked, before giggling. "Well. That's the first time I've met a host of the Sacred Gear of my creation."

"Huh?" Asia blinked. "I thought all Sacred Gears were created by your Father."

"Most were. Twelve of the Thirteen Longinus are." Palutena replied. "However, I had a hand in creating some of them." She held a hand up, and started counting down the five Sacred Gears that she had created. "Twilight Healing, Blade Blacksmith, Holy Resuscitation, Trick Vanish, and Incinerate Anthem." She then held her hands up, and the same two silver rings, each with a blue-green gem on each ring, appeared.

"I have complete mastery of my copy of Twilight Healing." Palutena remarked. "If you want, I can help you with your copy."

"Thank you!" Asia smiled, before returning to the cooking. "That'd be really nice."

"Well, Palutena's a really nice person." Rex replied. "Hey, Val. Is Akasha around?"

"No." Valian replied. "I just caught her as I was leaving. She said she had to go back to Romania. Something to do with the Carmilla Faction."

Rex nodded.

'Arrogant pricks.' He thought. 'I wish they'd just shut up and recognise that I'm Akasha's husband. Though they're not as bad as... Hera.'

The silver-haired Nephalem scowled, momentarily, at the recollection of Palutena's mother, and the most horrible woman he had ever met. Seriously, just because Palutena was a child she'd had with Bible God rather than with Zeus, it didn't mean she had to be such a cu-

"Hey, Rex!" Valian clicked her fingers in front of Rex' face. "Breakfast." She took a plate from Asia and placed it in front of Rex, who had sat down. Rex hurriedly thanked Valian, and took a few bites.

"Damn..." He muttered. "Asia, this is great!" Asia blushed slightly from Rex' praise.

"Thank you, Rex!" the blonde nun replied. "I'm happy that such a high member of Heaven likes it."