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Vote on the January NSFW audio!

  • Your Best Friend Lends You Her Boyfriend to Break Your Dry Spell (Listener x BFF's BF) 119
  • A One-on-One D&D Session with Your DM (Listener x DM) 240
  • Celebrating a Win with Your Attorney (Client Listener x Attorney) 68
  • Doing Everything But Fucking On the First Date (Listener x Date) 136
  • 2024-01-08
  • —2024-01-15
  • 563 votes
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It's a new year, so I guess there's a theme with trying new things, because these are four Speaker/Listener relationships I've never recorded before!

1. Your Best Friend Lends You Her Boyfriend While She's Away (Listener x BFF's BF)

I'm a little curious about how well this will do, since I don't have an exact concept lined up. I think an Msub audio where Listener gets to basically use her friend's BF like a toy is fun (blindfolding/light bondage?), but maybe a rougher Mdom audio where BF gets to cut loose in ways he doesn't normally in his relationship is fun too.  Let me know what you think! EDIT: I know the poll text doesn't match! Can't edit it now unfortunately.

2. A One-on-One D&D Session with Your DM (Listener x DM)

Maybe this is too niche, but it's come up enough times in my comments that it's kind of inevitable I would do a D&D audio. Since the DM (or Dungeon Master) in D&D usually plays the bad guys in the game, this might have some enemies-to-lovers roleplay that gets very real. I kind of like the idea that the Listener character doesn't know M very well outside of D&D, and he seems like kind of a serious nerd type. This could be switchy I think.

3. Celebrating a Win with Your Attorney (Client Listener x Attorney)

There was a different lawyer concept on a previous poll, but in this one, the Speaker is the lawyer! He helps you win some kind of court case, nothing criminal, but it's still been a huge pain for you, and you've bonded over the stress. Now that the case is over, so is the client/attorney relationship, so maybe you can get to know each other better. With this kind of "professional"/high status character that much, I think something fun, filthy and maybe surprisingly passionate would be cool.

4. Doing Everything But Fucking On the First Date (Listener x Date)

You finally had a great first date with someone new, but you made a promise to yourself you wouldn't have sex on the first date, no matter what. You have such great chemistry that you end up bending the rules a little, although the two of you agree to draw the line at penetration. That still leaves a lot to do! Switchy, rough, teasing and playful.

Comments

Becca

Fuck it, I voted for them all

Nec

What I would give for a D&D audio. Oh my godddd

✨ jo ✨

Campaigning for D&D!!!!!! (pun intended)

Violet 💜

#2 and #4 😩😩

fran

The second concept makes me think of the Brennan Lee Mulligan bit in gamechanger where he’s prompted to play a dom DM. That clip was an insane awakening for me

kenna

As a dnd nerd I’m hypnotizing u guys to vote for #2, ooohhhhhh you guys wanna vote for #2 sooo bad 🌀🌀oooooo

Veen

As an American citizen in the year 2024, I can’t think of a more important voting issue than this. Nope, not one.

ThisMonicaRambox

Im so freaking stupid. Ive been here since the start of this patreon and only just now realised I could vote for more than one option.

Zzzphoria

AHHH roll for initiative 🎲 GIMME THE DND ONE!!!

amy

i’m picking #2 bc i’m a nerd who craves shit like that

Nec

Idk man I just rolled an 18 for a charisma check and I really think you should do #2. So…

Katana

oooh i think an msub bff's bf would be really nice role change, since we already have (ex) bf's bff that's on the rougher side. AND light bondage?? do i even need to elaborate😮‍💨

Veen

Also— I voted for #1, version 2 (MDom)

lillyisjussaying

You are really good at building tension so #4 would be SO good. I’d probably pass out haha but all great choices!

Katana

ok my voting privileges need to be revoked bc why do my top options either lose horribly or are stressfully neck to neck

Mewena

I spent too much time on BG3 recently to not vote for #2. But also picked #4 because it’s a cool concept.

Grace

‘Use her friends bf as a toy’ 🫠help I died ‘Switchy, rough, teasing, and playful’ 🥵 I’ve been resurrected God bless you for not making me choose just one, I couldn’t even if I had to

geekinthepink

I just got into watching Critical Role so seeing the D&D option was such a fun surprise! I'd also be thrilled if #4 won.

MrsSnugglePuss

I want the tension building stuff. So that's #2 and #4. I want the air to feel so thick with anticipation that we might pass away.

Liz M

BF (M) cuts loose. Mdom all the way. Also, yes please to blindfolds and some bondage. Perhaps a little taunting that F can’t move or get free (in a playful way). And maybe a little rough tossing around as a bonus. Low growly dominant male voice… I picture a very hungry M character. That was a needy paragraph, but 🤷🏼‍♀️ pretty please?

anna

ok but while we're on the topic of dnd are you playing baldur's gate 3

Lizzy 💃🏻

first time voting for more than one: love the potential for a rougher mdom in #1 but your D&D idea is obviously going to be a labor of love so i’m very curious to hear it play out

samrassic park

I am BEGGING for a DnD audio!!!!

Sjöfn

Choose all that apply?! Bold move Sir.

lilsaltydee

i know nothing about D&D but i know you'll have so much fun with this scenario 🫠🫠🥹

ky 💌❣️✨

oh my god. reading the title of each of these had me closing my eyes and leaning back in my office chair. i have legitimately never once felt normal about a poll

Ruth Hope 🩷

D&D? You mean that boardgame from Netflix's Stranger Things? You mean that game that I've never played and know next to nothing about? You mean that game that did the Satanic Panic? That D&D??? Ohhhhhh yeah... Now I know what you're talking about! Give it to me!!!! 🎲✨

Eden

I DONT NEED TO READ ANY OF THE OTHERS PLS DO THE DND ONE I BEG

Gabbagool

Rougher Mdom in number one for sure!

Thelnie

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Sheena

I’m here to sell my soul for the D&D session!!!

Liz M

Oh and some hair pulling. 😬ok I’m done 😂

ren

yall need to vote for dnd im begging

Megadon

I love D&D for what an awesome game it is, but I’m not going to lie my Eddie Munson crush is influencing my vote

lauren

I think I speak for everyone when I say we need DM August. But! The first scenario is 😙👌

fran

mercuryandthecomets I’ve rewatched it an embarrassing amount of times

Liz M

Silver lining: you learned something new and are effin stoked you can pick all the things! 🫶🏼

nina

DM AUDIO?! i’ll pass out on the spot

Maia

Day #1 of asking for bodyguard x guarded body audio🙏🏽

Maia

Also the first audio concept is about to add a whole new layer to the Augustverse…

Blossom

Number one but rough mDom 🥺

catherine

torn between #2 and #4 😭😭 august your ideas are too good

Ludmila

“use her friend's BF like a toy is fun (blindfolding/light bondage?)” this would be my joker fr

Rya Li

Me: WHY IS THE FUCKING D&D ONE WINNING? Fiance: Cuz yall are fucken horny nerds on that Patreon. From a D&D perspective that's gonna be the worst session ever. I can guess how it starts: "Welp. Everyone else cancelled on us. Got better stuff to be doing on a Friday night. Wanna bone? Roll initative." That's it. That's the plot. Tell August I'm comin for the crown, I'mma start writing this sexy audio shit. (full disclosure, his voice is NOT hot enough to get the crown.)

sarah 💫

I have legitimately never once felt normal since joining this godforsaken place (said with the utmost adoration and love 🫶🏼) literally every week I’m like ok great time to lose my mind again!! 🥲😵‍💫

Jemma

Give us what Brennan Lee Mulligan almost gave us as a Dom DM 🙏🧎🏻‍♀️

sarah 💫

If I ever doubted how nerdy we winter soldiers 🌨️ (patent pending) were, this poll fucking proved it.

whoknos

All great ideas you’ll pull off any of them as always 😂😊 idk if this comment section is the place to leave suggestions but I was listening to your older audios and the one where it’s too hot (literally) and you’re using the listener’s toy on them…. what if there was a Winter edition: where you’re both freezing (broken heater? no power? ) but you gotta stay warm then both find listeners toy is fully charged… 👀 Then it would (literally) feel like August IN the winter? 👀…. Aaaaa?👀👀👀 PLS I would die.

ari

voting for 2 but KEEP THE BONDAGE ON DECK we can use 1 later

ari

roll for cock and balls 🎲

S ◡̈

the thought of going near any guy my friends pick gives me the ick so team anyone except 1 for that reason

Lambda Sitta

WHOKNOS, how are you?!?! It's been so long 😭. How were your holidays?

Lambda Sitta

Hello Katana, your comment made me so sad. I hope you know that your vote always counts! Audios have won by literally one vote before. Also, I think that it just means your preferences differ from the majority which is so cool! You like things that are different and out there, and you get to enjoy things other people might not be able to. I'm always so happy to see your comments, so I hope you don't feel too downtrodden. I see you, I hear you, and I support you!

mxjxllyfish

🗣️ LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE 🔔‼️ I could easily make a case for all of these, but here’s what’s got my vote: 1. I know yall saw that (blindfold/light bondage) 👀 for those on the last DTA asking for more subby content, THIS IS OUR MOMENT! When’s the last time we got some slutty lil moans from this man hm? I mean some real, unrestrained, “omg don’t clip the mic” whimpers. I 😌☝️ personally would love some new examples for the club 🧑🏾‍🏫✨ Plus, knowing what we know, there’s a great chance of some MSwitch to Mdom action too. I feel some strong, tease-y “this what you needed? to just lose control for a second?” potential here. Maybbbeee there’s some overstim?? sprinkled in?? 🙂 like a reward?? 🤭 After all it’s really brave for the Listener to basically beg to get cracked like a glowstick. Why should they do all the work? One more wouldn’t hurt 🥱 2. Enemies-to-lovers, DnD, with a [Contrast] mswitch twist⁉️ As if we need any convincing, I sure don’t. I wonder what style campaign we’ll end up with. The possibilities!! the VOICE ACTING?? 🫨 yup! that’ll do it! I’ve said enough. It’s got my vote 🗳️🧎🏾 ✨

Lambda Sitta

Sometimes Patreon is buggy and doesn't let you vote for more than one, so you're not alone! Other people have thought this too

Anonymous

DOM DM? Is that a Constitution saving throw in your pocket or should I roll a D20 for Acrobatics?

Anonymous

I hope your dexterity saving throw is at least a +6, babes.

sarah 💫

whonows GET OUT OF MY HEAD I’ve been wanting/drafting a “too cold not to touch” idea too!!! You see the ✨vision✨ 😵‍💫 P.S. love seeing you in the comments again!!

sarah 💫

at ease soldiers! atten-hut! 🫡❄️ (gives a whole new meaning to *drill* sergeant 👀)

Grace

YOU 👏🏻 GET 👏🏻 ME 👏🏻 I desperately need more subby August thank you very much

Lambda Sitta

GRACE, your hair is so pretty (assuming it's you in your profile picture)!!!

Jillian

I think it would be really cool if sometime in the future you did an audio with an inexperienced listener!

Grace

@Lambda Omg you’re so sweet! Thank you 🩷 It is me lol

Madeleine

I’m always down for a D&D audio, gave my V card to my DM many years ago 😂

megs

ROLL FOR BONER EVERYONE

megs

it’s in a poll versus a DM audio so it’s never going to win but I need the attorney/client audio like i need air to breathe i will say i’m curious/apprehensive to see how a DM audio turns out? i feel like any role play in a high fantasy setting can be SOOOOO hit or miss but enemy prince is also one of my favourites so believe me when i say i am willing to go in with an open mind (also the idea of a dom character making someone roll to determine how they get to be touched? that’s that good shit right there!)

sage

hey august! not sure if you would read this - but hope you could do athlete x listener burning nervous energy off before game/race, also enemies to lovers who meet at their mutual friend’s wedding!

DivineFeminine

oof these are all sooo good but blindfolding/light bondage? Say less.

phonons

If #1 ever makes a reappearance, please give us the MSub version. Por favor 🙏🏽

sk8rgirl

I think because I’m twice the age of most of y’all, my choices always differ from yours. All I know is that every audio is good no matter what gets chosen. Almost every single time I think, “ugh, I’m not gonna like this one because xyz”, I end up liking it because it’s August. So vote away, my lovelies! 💛💛💛

miss_strawberry

spent more time choosing an audio option than i did choosing a career

Ella

Travis Willingham blushing over kissing his wife will never not give me LIFE. I haven’t watched a lot of Critical Role but have watched that scene like a dozen times.

Ella

And just like with the outcome of That Other Election, if my choice doesn’t win, I am promptly leaving the country and speaking to no one ever again.

Ella

Petition to rename #3 to “Attorney-Client Privilege”

C

My exact same thoughts! The amount of times I’ve skipped an audio bc the description is just not calling to me then will suddenly decide to listen to it and I’m like “oh?🫢🤭”

Katana

noo don't worry i was (mostly) joking hahah, but this is so sweet of you, thank you 🥹♥️

Ludmila

since the DM is gonna win (which I also like) we can use the bondage/blindfold later, doesn’t even have to be in the context of ‘friend’s BF’ (I don’t mind, but I don’t know if everyone would enjoy the idea) but we need those rare slutty whimpers anyways 😩

sk8rgirl

❄️ 🪖 Winter soldiers!!! 💀 Sarah, I love you so much, there are no words!!! 🫡 Oh captain, my captain 🫡

sk8rgirl

Girl, same! I voted for that damned car one with all the nostalgia cuz my mature ass is feeling very nostalgic lately and it came close but never won. I am no longer voting. 🤣 😂

Katana

omg don't remind me, losing the car one not once but TWICE was seriously devastating

Crowkeeper

I am so excited about the D&D audio. So glad it is winning so far:) (I hope your fantasy setting involves some talking birds, preferably crows :D). But as many others have already said, no matter what wins, I am very sure it will be amazing again. I completely agree that your audios are always enjoyable, even though the tags might not always make it seem like they will be. I have noticed that other members of the community post their suggestions and ideas here, so I hope this is the right place to do so. If not, please ignore the rest of this message :D. I think that it would be really nice if you made an audio which would involve reading a book/short story to the listener because I am very sure that I am not the only one here who would enjoy your reading :). I have two different scenarios for this in my head. I am not sure how original they are since one usually finds out that most things have already been done before, but here goes: The first one would be a "challenge" between partners. The speaker character would be reading, and his task would be to keep his voice normal/neutral while his partner would try to "distract" him. It could start with something innocent like tickling, and eventually turn more spicy. The listener would be a major tease, and I imagine the speaker would get annoyed as this goes on. The speaker would snap eventually, and just grab the listener and have his way with her. It would be kind of rough. The second would be way more gentle/innocent and could maybe even feature an inexperienced listener as Jillian suggested. The characters would be close friends, and the listener would be feeling very down so the speaker would suggest reading the listener's favourite book/short story but the listener would be quite reluctant to share because her "reading material" is rather erotic, but she would be convinced eventually because the speaker is very reassuring and accepting. While reading, the speaker would notice that the listener has a rather "strong" reaction to his voice and might suggest that he could help her feel better with more than just reading :D.

Rose S.

THANK you!!! (For anyone who hasn’t seen it: https://youtu.be/Hn2R-WtwuPY)

Naomi Corporan

Happy if d and d wins but damn it I want my lawyer fantasy 😤

Ella

I originally voted for #2 and #4 but am adding #3 simply because I want jokes about this

sarah 💫

The “serious nerd type” descriptor for #2 has me wondering if he’ll break out a google jamboard for this DnD session, or? 🤔 OBVIOUSLY #1 is like….. just, yes. I read “blindfolding/light bondage?” and sirens started going off 🚨 I think an mswitch/msub to mdom thing like mxjxllyfish mentioned would be SO GOOD. #4’s “teasing and playful” description is what really has me melting tho omg 🫠 post-first date August would be KILLER. You convey that jittery, excited, nervous, stuttery, smiley energy so SO WELL and it’s been a while since we had like a super playful and teasing speaker. we need this one, we need all of them actually pls and thanks‼️

MrsSnugglePuss

On a side note, new year and all. You've hit some milestones in growing here and getting into stride. Are we gonna do anything to celebrate?

whoknos

Lambda, how are you?!💖💖💖 It’s been hectic haha but okay. Hope you enjoyed the holidays and are having a good new year so far🥰

whoknos

Sarah omg WHAT LOL that’s crazy what are the odds?! 🤯 That’s amazing! Haha hopefully with our “powers” combined we make this wonderful ✨vision✨ happen somehow because we need thisss😩😩 P.S.: aww, so nice to see you too! You’re all so sweet 🥹💖💖

Lambda Sitta

I'm doing well, thank you for asking. My holidays were busy with errands and running around haha #EldestDaughterProblems. My new year has been meh, but it's always meh this time of year haha. I hope you're having the BEST January and we're able to get in some rest!

Anonymous

A D&D audio? Both my guilty pleasures colliding! 🥰

MiaV2048

Anyone kind of hoping for a blooper reel ala Brennan Lee Mulligan’s dom DM bit?

rina

on my knees begging for the first date one to still be made sometime 😭