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I don't know if four months feels like a lot or a little, but these are an interesting way of being reminded how long the Patreon's been going! This month I was inspired by a prompt I put on the monthly exclusive poll (voted on by moans). It doesn't look like it's gonna win, but it was on my mind, so I thought I'd talk it through!

Don't worry, there's equally exciting things coming up this month! Can't wait to share with you.

Have a great weekend,

august 🌨️

Names Used: Sl*t, good girl

DISCLAIMER: In accordance with Patreon's Community Guidelines, this, like all my other audios, features simulated sexual interactions/discussion only and no real sexual acts.

Comments

Ruth Hope 🩷

Not sure how this is gonna go since I had all four wisdom teeth removed this morning and I'm still feeling kinda weird but fuck it let's go

Katana

WAIT WAIT WAIT I THOUGHT IT WAS STILL THURSDAY I'M NOT MENTALLY PREPARED YET WAIT

Katana

no but seriously how is it the first may friday already i swear april ended literally yesterday

sarah 💫

Haven’t listened yet but the fact that you uploaded this knowing so many listeners wanted this scenario but probs weren’t gonna get it is just so SWEET August you literally spoil us rotten 🙇🏻‍♀️👑

Ruth Hope 🩷

Haha thank you! Sorry yours was rough 😕 Also, I just finished the audio, and I liked it a lot! I love your little giggles here and there; how you aren't afraid to start a sentence over, or pause for a second or two to think, without it being big deal; how you give multiple options to the listener using "or", but still maintain a flowing storyline and don't break the immersion. I'm a writer and I've been trying lately (honestly inspired by you) to use my phone's audio recorder to get ideas down spur of the moment, which happens a lot while I'm driving and I drive a lot for my job. When I sit down to write with my hands—whether by computer keyboard, phone keyboard, or pen and paper—I have such a hard time overthinking, which usually leads to me not writing much of anything. Just audio recording myself the past week or so has helped me so much with playing around with ideas and not worrying as much if they don't come out perfect the first time. In other words, thank you for being vulnerable and making us these dirty talk audios! They have helped me in more ways than one ☺️❤️🙏

Sofia

Thank God this was done, i voted for this one

IndyMndy

Oh. Omfg! I wanted this audio because I’ve been in a very similar situation while walking down music row really late at night on the way back from a concert in Nashville. I wore a dress and cowboy boots, and when you talk about the scraping of the shoes, I can remember the exact sound. The lifting of the dress…all of it. Ngl, it was really hot. 🔥

Little_Lapine

Really enjoying how these audios specifically are progressing :) I know you said this type of content was more new to you and would continue to evolve and grow. I think it definitely has! Happy Friday, August. ♡

Maeve

I wanted this one and the DILF one equally so I was so excited that I’ll likely get both this month! This was my favorite Dirty Talk one yet. I like these ones you’re doing that are a bit more “what if” storytelling sort of ones you’ve been doing lately. The club one was also a hit for me. Happy May! Take care, friend ☀️

sarah 💫

Each time I listen to one of these I’m like, “surely I won’t lose my mind this time” and then I’m proven hilariously wrong in the first 2 minutes. I think this is my favorite dirty talk audio (yet). It seemed especially vulnerable, maybe bc there was less structure so it was like we were taking a stroll down your thoughts simultaneously haha there were multiple times where I actually had to pause and process what you just said cuz it was too fucking hot 😳 (the “sobbing” bit sent me into another galaxy) I also loved how you kinda laughed a few times, it sounded like you were almost in shock at the dirtiness which is so relatable lol I think a lot of us do that irl when we realize how high our filth meter goes 😅 Also the descriptions were really immersive! Like the bark biting into palms and the shoes shuffling in the dirt. Crazy how these have no SFX but your storytelling is captivating enough to plant (ha) the listener in the scene. Speaking of, the nature descriptions really…uh, they were really great and triggered a response in me, let’s just say that 🥵🌿 Btw if Patreon alerts you that someone keeps replaying 13:45 and 13:55 that’s uhhh not me. Nope 🫣 Um yeah but anyway, thanks for this one August, it’s a new fave for sure 🙌🏼 Hope you’re sleeping better!

Ash

Omg I am FREAKING OUT. I saw this in the polls and genuinely loved it. You really do spoil us 😍😍😍 This was the best one yet!! Congrats on 4 months in Patreon!

V.W.

august, hi! i just realized this came out the same day i graduated with my masters degree. subscribing to your patreon is a monthly gift in and of itself, of course, but thx for helping me celebrate my graduation commencement, too! 🥳🎓

Lambda Sitta

This comment perfectly encapsulates my experience too haha. The whole buildup and then the softness? The filth and acknowledgement? So, so good.

Andie

these imaginary bark burns are so, so fucking worth it.

Andie

ngl it took me several tries to get into this audio because the first part — that soft, wild affection; the casual intimacy of it, the hugs and touches and adoration for someone — was hitting too close to home for personal reasons ahahaha but am so glad i did! (NOT A BAD THING BTW, the complete opposite in fact. it was just incredibly realistic !!! and i am a babie about that kind of connection haha 🥲) you are an exceptional storyteller but you already knew that!!! 🫶🏼 thank you for another lovely audio, i cant wait to traumatise more wildlife for the rest of this month!!!

whoknos

not me getting emotional not even 2 minutes in lmao amazing as always 💖 (p.s: love the shoes on the ground details, you always know how to make the listener’s experience super immersive even with zero SFX!)

Eden

These are so good and you’re really good at keeping things engaging

leslie

best graduation present ever, this in turn has made this the best day of my life for the 6th time.

Ella

OK BUT WHO PLAYED THE CONCERT??

V.W.

ah thank you! 🥹✨ i appreciate that so much!

Emily Dawn

These audios are such an emotional rollercoaster to me, I go from SUCH a high, completely lost in the audio, to the lowest of lows when I come back to the surface and remember that this is not real life 😅 man my heart can't take it any more! Truly thankful to you, August, for giving me a way to experience scenarios I only can dream of having hahah

Heather

Post (and pre!) concert energy is real and a crazy dopamine high, in my experience (so far a lot of shows but only one festival... 2 days spent in the remnants of a tropical storm 😭) It was still pretty amazing, but I like your version better haha. These audios are turning out to be favorites, your voice is familiar by now + conversational murmuring is comforting.

threeamthots

I had final exams so I’m catching up and this was the perfect way to start off my week break. This is my favorite dirty talk audio yet. You do friends to lovers so well. Bravo, August 👏🏼

Nec

I’m going to the Taylor Swift Eras Tour this weekend and this audio is GETTING me 👀

Lambda Sitta

I don't know if links are allowed in the comment section, but there's this NSFW art that is very much on point with this audio from The Smutty Rogue on Twitter

Lambda Sitta

https://twitter.com/TheSmuttyRogue/status/1656713424154378248?t=fjwm_FUlXmoVSiYmtRpGqw&s=19

MrsSnugglePuss

Haha in my head it's Sleep Token. I am feral and weepy for them so it makes sense to me.

Ella

The most amusing thing in the world to me is the fact that right after I first listened to them when you mentioned them, I discovered they were playing in my city literally the next weekend. The *least* amusing thing in the world to me is the fact that the show was, of course, sold out at that point. But it could have been a beautiful moment. A moment of silence, please, for what could have been.

Bee

So good

Rrrrronica

I don't know what it is about this audio, but I LOVE it. Like, why is it one of my favorites? 😅

Lizzy 💃🏻

Another soothing but incredibly sexy stream of consciousness. I just sank right into it as usual and when you say that’s hot with that little hum/exhale at the end 😮‍💨

Andrea

Deja was right, this is the baby version of the hiking audio 🥹 this was so excitingly soothing 😌