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Hi! Everyone who likes it long, you got your wish. You all asked so many questions that I practically lost my voice trying to answer as many as I could! Thank you so much to everyone who submitted questions, this was really fun and I hope you dig it. For those of you who don't want to listen to me ramble for 2.5 hours, here are some timestamps!

NOTE: There were a lot of food-related questions, so there's a whole food discussion from 1:20:20-1:29:08, just so everyone knows.

0:00-1:13:00 - Audio/Patreon Questions
1:13:00-2:20:00 - Personal Questions
2:20:00-End - NSFW/Relationship Questions

TO THE MOANS TIER: I was hoping to get your bonus "August After Dark" AMA up today also, but it's also become much longer than I thought, so hopefully you can chew on this while you wait for it to come out! Should be in the next few days.

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lilsaltydee

Not me replying to you about Rhaenyra KNOWING YOU CAN'T HEAR ME 😂😭

Nicole

This gives ‘comfy snuggled up in bed getting to know each other until all hours of the night’ vibes. The kind of night that ends in content exhaustion and that little thrill of knowing someone more intimately. xx

sk8rgirl

this ama came at such the perfect time. 2.5 hours helped me get through cleaning out my inbox of over 15,000 emails. yes, i procrastinate. ahhh, you just said kim possible, my old gamer handle. ha! i agree with you about mos def and talib kweli. there are so many underrated hip hop artists. it seems as though you like the hip hop genre. may i recommend some artists you might enjoy - afro-mystik (who are you? is a great track), people under the stairs, colossus, jurassic 5 (some commercial success but still underrated), jungle brothers, the d.o.c. (nwa member that doesn't get enough credit). deep concentration 4 - wreckin' the floor released by om records back in 2003 is a dope album of various hip hop artists. i love recommending music! thanks so much for taking the time to answer so many of our queries. you're a peach. p.s. boxers on women is kinda hawt imo.

sarah 💫

So like. I’m just sitting here in awe at your overall outlook/mindset. It would be soooo easy for your ego to be the size of Jupiter and for your head to expand so big that doorways would need to be widened but you seem so humble and genuine and just really wise with how you approach your content and audience. I find it so damn easy to respect and admire you/your craft and the fact that you don’t compromise your standards for trends or your listeners says a lot about your integrity. Which is hot, so. Some thoughts I had while listening: You made me genuinely guffaw at 12:27. Your point about “scheduling the mood” is so interesting, I’ve never thought about that before. I love how you take care of yourself, it’s truly reflected in how well you take care of your listeners. Your laugh is super charming and adorable, good lord The Spiderman to pizza-loving pipeline is real Fuck yes I’m here for the popcorn love, it’s the best snack, kernels stuck in your teeth be damned! Idk if they have tajin where you live, but if you like limey-spicy flavor….it’s a game changer Jack Black is a fantastic choice, I feel like you’d be able to bond over pizza and music, probably Idk if you know the user edgyalbert on IG or TikTok but he seems to be up your alley in terms of classic/vintage style. Check him out 👀 also chunky sweater? pleated trousers? We seeee you 👏🏼 I LITERALLY GASPED AND SAT UP IN BED WHEN YOU SAID SEVERANCE that last episode is probably the best cliffhanger in tv history imo. I can’t shut up about it to my family/friends bc it’s so fucking good. I’m foaming at the mouth for season 2. also defiant jazz would be a great username for something Tell me why the 5th grader question made me smile so hard. “Three to fffffour…maybe three.” Cmon august, swing those arms you get complimented on so much and show em who’s boss I’m so curious as to what your opinion is on the ending of la la land. My family and friends and I will get in heated discussions about whether or not it’s a good ending, and it’s been a slightly divisive topic of conversation. I totally cried at the end too (but like in a good way I think). 60s music always holds a special place in my heart bc my parents would always play 60s/70s folk and rock on road trips growing up. It’s so good! Dude, if you voiced Dick Grayson I think I would fucking melt. Or Marshall Lee from Adventure Time. I feel like you’d slaughter that shit. Anyway, you’re the best. Thanks for taking the time to answer our questions (practically losing your voice in the process) and providing a really safe, cozy space for your listeners! 💌

Heather

Ahhhh, this was perfect to listen to while rescaping an aquarium! It's difficult to change tracks with wet hands so the length and just listening to someone talk while doing a kinda tedious chore was lovely. Rambly commentary: Walks are the best. I prefer going at night because it's quieter/don't have to worry about sunburns haha, downside is it's occasionally creepy. But it definitely feels good, all those articles that recommend walks to alleviate stress are legit. It made me laugh when you mentioned Lady Marian from Robin Hood, that's so relatable haha... well not her, but Robin Hood. I don't know if you watch Dimension 20, but there's a funny bit about the "squirrel that's really sexually forward" from The Sword in the Stone. Commentary on boundaries, roots of sexuality, and "there's a lot of shibari" 😂 I don't know if you can post links here, but I guess I'll see https://youtu.be/bnV_uU9j0V0 Do you watch the panel show Would I Lie to You? It's so good, particularly when specific people are guests like Bob Mortimer or James Acaster, but the captains of the teams (David Mitchell and Lee Mack) are also incredibly and consistently funny. One of my best friends and I just spam each other with clips of that on crappy days because they're so wholesomely funny and rewatchable. If there's any Daemon fans here don't read this, because I'm about to talk shit about your boy 😎 He fucking sucks. I loosely knew the lore from reading Westeros wikis after finishing (currently available) ASoIF, but it's been awhile. I only recently binged that show and was SO CONFUSED. Since last summer all I've heard is how dreamy Daemon is and saw posts romanticizing his behavior. I asked questions in the subreddit about the response to him because it's so strange to me. I don't think he's supposed to be redeemable, so it's weird how liked/popular he is. If I hear one more time how my friend would "bang" this gross fictional character 🤢🤮 I'm blocking her. Haha not really, but... maybe. This is long enough, but just wanted to say it was fun to listen to / I'm appreciative! ❤️

shino

just wanted to squeal about the fact that you said princess mononoke and howl’s moving castle are your favorite ghibli movies cos i’m a huge ghibli fan and hmc is my fav movie out of their movies as well! you have great taste ^^ also ponyo is totally a great movie and i really recommend it too! it’s about a fish princess who turns human and meets a boy who she becomes really great friends with ^_^ if you ever decide to watch it i’d love to hear your thoughts after. i also recommend grave of the fireflies! i know you said that you cry easily at movies so i warn you that that movie will make your eyes turn into waterfalls (mine sure did) but it’s a great story that moved my heart so much!

midnight_munchies3

Not me blushing when you said you were a dungeon master. As a dnd player this is such an attractive trait to me dfjskfhd

Aerin

Loved the AMA!!! Some random thoughts and reactions: Audios with monologue and narrating stories would be a delight to hear! Making NSFW audios only when you’re in the mood is really thoughtful and I guess it shows your professionalism and dedication to making good content. I was impressed and grateful to hear that from you. At some point (around 1:10:00 I think) you started whispering and I was so distracted I had to rewind a couple times to catch what you were actually saying hahaha I feel like I’m conditioned to your whispers turning me on. Really enjoyed hearing about your hobbies, personal thoughts and all that, I had a lot of fun listening to your opinions and laughed a lot! Thanks for your openness August!

midnight_munchies3

Now that I've thought on it a little more, there are typical dm characteristics that i find really admirable/attractive like acting, improvisation, organisation, empathy, creativity, leadership, the list goes on tbh !

Amorebellafiore

Hope you stick to your boundaries and only do what is fulfilling on this journey. Keep your cock/ heart hard for it. Hopefully you have IRL relationships and human connections that pour into your work and inspire it. You seem such a gentleman and I hope you are loved and cherished. Your love partners are very fortunate, my number one kink is words/dirty talk. Thanks for your vulnerability and earnestness. I look forward to your continued success and wish you abundance.🖤🫦🔥

mari

loved this AMA! i think i treated it more as a podcast and enjoyed it on my commute home hehe. your take on creator boundaries and para-social relationships is so refreshing, i think often creators of all types (not just VA's) foster communties that thrive on that harmful type of relationship, and therefore the community can become a product of that harmful sorta energy, but when you foster a community that is respectful and cognizant of those boundaries (and that you are of course a human) i think the community, as a result, is full of kind and respectful people, which is super rad. also, miles morales is the best! I recently wrote a lesson plan around teaching miles (i student teach in a major city) and i just love what miles is able to show students about what a hero looks like, what a hero "should" or traditionally looks like in the literary canon and so on.. especially considering how generally awful african american teens are treated in the city i live in. also helps to be able to show the movie in class for a bit haha. thanks for being cool and stuff, i hope your throat is feeling better!

Thelnie

Getting to know you through this AMA was so cozy. I feel safe in this space with the amount of respect and care you’re taking into everything. Thank you so much.

MrsSnugglePuss

I'm finally watching this show and I got weird crushes but I do not get the Daemon appeal and am alone in my friends about this.

Healthy Nutter Butters

August!! thank you for taking the time to record this AMA (I just finished it and I’m so glad I have another sleep aid woohoo!) The more I learn about you, the more reaffirming it is for me that I made the right decision to support you as a Patreon creator (first and only tbh!) You seem to have good morals, values and integrity & respect for yourself and your listeners. Honestly, you just seem like an overall ‘good egg’ and we need more people like that in the world. So thank you for being you and please don’t change. Oh and that chortle of yours is adorbs! Please don’t ever change that either. Anddd okee I’ll fess up— I asked the ‘bent over lady’s bum’ question loool. I honestly thought it was supposed to be a cheeky easter egg bro💀😭. I was like okayyy shit, he’s being pretty brazen with showing what his proclivities are behind this pay wall 😭😭. And yessss to mos def needing way more respect and recognition. Ms Fat Booty is a tuuuuune and one of my all time faves 🙌😩

Heather

You're not alone, you have my random internet commenter's axe. And August's? 😂 I have noticed an interesting trend with people I know personally. I attend a biweekly tabletop gaming sessions and we do other stuff like annual weekend camping at Ren Faire, movies, video games, books, etc., so nerds (said lovingly) whom consume this kind of content regularly. After watching in late December and that moment of "wtf is reality why are people so into this dude," I brought it up and those friends are of the opinion almost unanimously that Daemon is the worst (with the exception of the one generally problematic older generation man. He's also the guy who drinks too much and becomes lecherous/makes it awkward. You probably can imagine the type, thankfully he's not involved in the regular games). But the friends who watched it primarily because it was the new watercooler show like and/or want to have sexual relations with Daemon. So maybe people who like popular shows as casual entertainment aren't looking too deeply at it and just see "angsty petulant prince is good with sword, that's so hot 🥵" Or maybe it's coincidence haha. I am glad the friends I have in those circles will never collide though, because one of the tabletop game friends, who's an absolute sweetheart, looks freakishly like Matt Smith and I'd be very concerned for his safety. Now I have to apologize to you for rambling 😭👉👈

MrsSnugglePuss

Patreon is probably being weird with comments showing but I agree with your assessment on the type of folks who I think are into him. For me the "bad boy" type doesn't work when it's legitimately problematic. Brooding? Kinda misunderstood. Ok yeah give me that man. Actually a chillingly calculated psychopath....um no. I think he's a character for those who would send love letters the serial killers in prison. And rant away lmao 🤣 I did comment after all. And yay for aquascaping. My Dutch style planted tank needs TLC but I put that shit off. 🙈 I got nothing done during this AMA but a frittata.

Tig

Hey August, thank you for this, it was lovely to listen to. God there is something about your voice that just sinks into my bones, I don’t quite know how to describe it.🫠 That said, I’m looking forward to some of the ideas I hope you get to produce, particularly younger speaker/older listener (hi yes I’m the demographic), a potential erotic romance/short story/narrative series, and the MM4F self-collab (with Dom!August and Sub!August maybe?!👀). I’m still really excited about where your Patreon journey will lead and hope you will continue to have the time, capacity, and interest to create those things 😊 About the personal/NSFW questions, guarding yourself is so important. I appreciate your openness and, of course, am inherently curious about the man behind the mic (as most of us probably are) but I also understand the risk that comes along with it. Though I bet most, if not all, of us will respect any decisions made to protect your space/well-being. A few other random thoughts I had: -I’m an INFJ! -Love a nooch seasoning on popcorn! Definitely a go-to. Recently tried wasabi salt which was actually pretty amazing. -Dice on the deserted island so you can play DnD on your own made me laugh 🏝️ -Severance *was* good! -Love that you love the 60s. Great era for music for sure. (Though I want to be clear that I’m not *that* much of an older listener lmao 😅) Until next time.🫶🏼

Heather

Hahaha I like you ❤️ Omg, writing letters to serial killers is probably the most cringe thing I can think of, but that feels right as a comparison 😬 I didn't watch that Dahmer show on Netflix because it felt too exploitative due to victim's families being upset about it, but it was so weird to hear people thirsting after even a fictional version of that person. I do really enjoy a sarcastic anti-hero character, but more in the lines of like.... Sawyer from LOST. An acerbic dick with a heart of gold is like the purest form of catnip 🥰 I'm jealous, your tank sounds established! I only got into this hobby because of passing by a nearly dead betta fish in the pet store and couldn't leave him so now I have an embarrassing amount of money invested in a singular undersized sickly fish named Frodo. I can't believe how lucrative the rocks and sticks industry must be, I went into the wrong line of work 😂 But I'm very fond of him. Trying for a Nature scape that's mountain-y + "trees" (sticks and moss) Bob Ross vibe + made him a hobbit hole with some Monte Carlo over it to try to grow a carpet, but I keep looking at it and hating everything. I'll eventually get it. Dutch is more of an aquatic garden style, right?

midnight_munchies3

girl help, that "have, would, will" bit sent me to the stratosphere

sarah 💫

Last thing I thought I’d do in an nsfw patreon’s comment section (albeit this is the first I’ve subbed to) is take down snack reccs but here we are 😅✍🏼*adds wasabi salt to cart* Also hello fellow INFJ! 👋🏼 (I wonder how many of augusts listeners are also INFJs and if that has any correlation to the fact that he’s an INFP/INTP? 🤔)

Tig

Hi there!☺️ I feel like INFJs tend to find one another so I’m glad you commented. I wondered that as well! I think it certainly would explain why I gravitated toward August’s audios and personality. And no shame in snack reccs (makes this all a little more wholesome I think 😊)! The brand I use is Kameya Wasabi Salt which has a little kelp powder in it for some added umami! Also great with steak if you’re a meat eater!

Tig

👋🏼 Oh hi, what a nice surprise! I remember you from the other comment! 😊

sk8rgirl

I’m the only person here who thinks daemon has some redeemable qualities. Lol. Am I also the only person who thinks ser criston is a straight up lunatic? And alicent is a psychopath? Haha! I love that the game of thrones universe can cause such dissent amongst its viewers. Obviously doing something right. 😁

sarah 💫

Omg y’all I think we just proved our own theory 👏🏼 I love science

sk8rgirl

Dude, he’s officially calling it August After Dark. YOU did that! So good!

Tig

Ahh yes! I was excited to see that, ngl!😄

Heather

Hahaha, I went back to read the comment from reddit because I said something about Alicent as well, the post was a picture showing younger/adult Rhaenyra with the title sappy commentary that she wore the necklace ~all those years 🖤~ "I watched the first episode when it aired before getting super busy, and binged the rest over Christmas. They're a really popular couple? Is HE very popular? Though she's flawed, I love Rhaenyra and usually tend to love sarcastic borderline asshole bad boy fictional characters, but Daemon just seems pretty petulant and abusive without the usual redeeming sides. Also from the memes and occasional stuff I'd see people say, I really expected Alicent to be a complete monster, but instead found her to be morally grey like most people. Her sons, on the other hand..." I actually feel a lot for Alicent, she's really young when her father basically instructs her be available (ew) to this grieving much older man, losing her best friend in the process. The sex scene looked miserable. And the first half I was totally down with Ser Criston Cole hahaha. He's objectively attractive imo and the whole bodyguard trope is hot... unfortunately he becomes the human equivalent of sour grapes who needs all the therapy and ruined it. Damnit. But yeah, you're right GRRM's stuff seems to really bring it out opinions 😂

sk8rgirl

Thanks to this ama, I was reminded to finish watching andor. I had completely forgot that we left off on episode 5. Rogue One is probably my favorite Star Wars film and Andor did not disappoint. I’m not as critical of the Star Wars cinematic universe as most people so I tend to like all of them. I’m a fan of John Favreau and Dave Filoni and I love Deborah Chow as a director. So anything they touch, I’m likely gonna love. Idk, for me there’s more to love than not. From the technology developed because of these series to the casting to the musical score, and everything in between, ugh, I just love all of it!

Thatthat

Taskmaster! Season 7 is s-tier television

Healthy Nutter Butters

If you’re into experimenting with ramen especially non soup based ones you HAVE TO give this 5 min recipe a try. Super simple but insanely delicious and full of umami flavours! https://www.instagram.com/tv/CDMqJc7FWLj/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Anonymous

"idk is it important for my listeners to know im a person?" bro istg i will fly over and bop you lovingly on the head ofc its important ppl know and understand youre a person >:(

Spark

Your answer to the historical figure question made me think you'd do an amazing time travel audio. Like the listener travelling to the present.

Spark

Also 🙏 thank you for sacrificing your voice box for us. This was amazing.

Andie

to my friends who come back to this every so often: go ahead and put on lofi girl / synthwave boy on youtube, turn that video's music down quite a bit, and then play this one on another tab and VOILA !! chill background to work to / body doubling content hahaha

sarah 💫

andie you're a godsend, ty for this tip! it's raining in my city today, i didnt get any sleep, and this AMA with lofi girl in the (nearly muted) background is soooo peaceful and relaxing to listen to while wfh 😌 (alternatively: playing jazz piano renditions of popular soundtracks in the background is equally delightful)

Andie

@sarah mwah mwah im so glad!! rain + lofi + this ama sounds sooo cozy, i hope you get to sneak in a nap or two on company time hahaha 🫶🏼

love you

I definitely enjoyed learning more about you August 🫶🏽 you seem like such a kind genuine person. Your audios have def helped me when it came to seeing sex in a different way. It doesn’t have to be something scary or totally serious, it can be something fun ofc but also just more than what’s on the surface if that makes sense. I appreciate it how you make us listeners feel safe within your audios. Also thank you for being well you when it came to answering these wonderful questions! I will be looking forward to your new content and learning new things about myself with them :)❤️

Grace

I just recently joined and have been working through your audios (btw thanks for making my work day more enjoyable lol) I love your NSFW content but this audio had me grinning and kicking my feet omg 🤭 It was so interesting to listen as a new member and hear you talk about how you’re just getting started and only have a few hundred followers, and to see how far you’ve grown since then! I know you said you like long comments but for the sake of my fingers I’m going to try to keep this as short as possible. There’s so much I noticed and wanted to say but the main thing is that I love how much you laugh in this it’s contagious, this audio is going to be like my new comfort podcast ❤️

Qorey

I am begging for a Wolverine impression, all other thoughts left my head at that reveal

glasses_lipsticks

You are fascinating. I am happy that I can support you on this platform. This AMA was a great chance for me to picture a silhouette of you as a creator and an individual. Thank you for sharing.

nikolais 6th abs

omg i only started listening to your audios a couple months ago but u basically became my fav va instantly. finally listened to this ama and its so interesting learning abt ur bts strategies for content creation and also just getting to know u as a person :D i also loveee noodles (udon is in my blood). do nottt regret supporting ur patreon rn and not for foreseeable future. im 3/4 the way thru but i remember at one point u mentioned how u wanted to make ur audios inclusive for as much of ur audience as possible, and how u got requests for disability friendly and plus size audios. i think that making those kind of audios is how u make ur audios more inclusive for everyone. like not every single audio u make has to suit everyones taste. its like, making a character gray for a video game. like sure anyone of any ethnicity or race can play it but it doesnt mean they will identify with it cuz the character is gray. but creating options where the player can pick from a variety of skin tone palettes makes it inclusive bc ppl have the option to choose the label they identify with. kind of like how after this ama u made this audio for older women and u played the younger guy. im not someone who identifies with any of these labels but i would be interested to see more audios like that and no matter what approach u take i rly like how u listen to our feedback. also part of why i look up to u and ur my fav va :P

Lo

I’m just now getting around to listening to this and finding out we’re eerily similar (also we have the same Star Wars takes surprisingly 🤣 )

Catherine

Hi, new patreon here! Your regular voice in AMAs really reminds me of one of my favorite podcasters, Roman Mars from 99% Invisible. I think you two have different cadences, but your laughs are so crazily similar! Thank you for all the wonderfulllll free audios!!! I'm sure you've made many, many fans happy hahaha