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SEND IN YOUR JESSIE VENTURA CONSPIRACIES! (Patreon)

Published:
2019-06-11 21:00:01
Imported:
2021-11

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It's back!  No fan questions this week because we are doing Jessie Ventura Conspiracies!  Send in your best one!

Comments

Anonymous

Did you know that wwe is a work to make AEW look good

Anonymous

Did you know that Bobby Lashley is actually Eric Bischoffs nephew Eugene, only in blackface?

Anonymous

Did you know that the WWE is full of Russian sleeper cells brainwashed by Eric Bischoff to ask for their release when told a secret message give to them years ago?

Anonymous

The reason Shane is winning is because Vince is actually broke and I bought his last offspring. Wait, he has a daughter?! Buy her too, I hear the Saudi are buying?

Joey Cage

You know McMahon Matt riddle is really Goldberg's unknown kid but he's only rebelling against his dad cause he's a pot head 23 years old that they are both ashamed of each other.

Anonymous

Did you know the real reason Sheamus is off TV is because he had an affair with Linda McMahon

Gaberiel Ballin

You know Vince McMahon, THE GENIUS, would like most people to believe the XFL coming in 2020 is because he can’t stand to fail at anything and must redeem his precious ego. But what if I told you that this is all just a cover for McMahon’s newest creation The League of XTRAORDINARY FRANKENSTEIN LEGENDs. This will allow Vince to create any legend that the Saudi’s request for the next 9 years of their agreement. In addition he will now be able to create his dream roster made of only the key parts of former talent to create the ultimate sports entertainers. minus their pesky wrestling ability that Vince has never viewed as necessity to be a top tier talent in WWE.

Anonymous

We all know that Undertaker wanted to retire after wrestlemania 33. Which infuriated Vince McMahon. Fast forward to The Saudi show.. Vince booked and promoted the match as Goldberg vs Undertaker. but unbeknownst to Taker he wasn’t wrestling Bill Goldberg he was wrestling a jacked up Gillberg in an effort to embarrass ,humiliate, and attempt to hurt Undertaker for even thinking about retirement 2years ago.

Anonymous

You know McMahon George the Animal Steele was on to something when he used to eat those corner turnbuckles - they are actually made of a nutritious combination of marshmallows and pig semen.

Anonymous

Mansoor was booked to win the battle royal only after McMahon admitted to the Saudi Arabian prince that Jinder Mahal is actually Canadian.

Anonymous

Did you know Truth is AEW is really Vince's creation to kill nxt

Anonymous

You know McMahon, Jojo's son isn't really Bray Bray Wyatt's. If it was, Bray would have named the boy Randy.

Anonymous

You know McMahon, the reason wrestlers hair always looks wet is because all drench it on dolphin piss

Anonymous

The undertaker didn't botch the tombstone at saudimania mcmahon...he was really doing interpretive dance and was using Goldberg to represent his own career

Anonymous

So you know why Seth Rollins music says burn it down? Did you know Kane and the undertakers parents died in a fire. Well Seth Rollins actually did it because he is an actual bounty hunter from the future? Brain Corbin is actually the actor in the movie powder grown up

Anonymous

Did you know WWE is actually producing “really good shit” instead of actual shit. Look at the ratings and prove me wrong

AEW.ONE

You know McMahon, Joe Pisano isn’t actually a real person, a lot of people don’t know that. He’s actually a CGI character created by Hillary Clinton to turn me gay. Look at those lips and jaw line, it’s actually pretty obvious when you look into it.