Army of the Dead Rewrite (Patreon)

Hey, I saw Zach Snyder's dumpsterfire of a zombie movie (good with friends, terrible alone) last night and, as I was complaining (ranting) about how dumb it was, Herb enjoyed my take on it, so I figured I might as well take a couple hours to write it up and post it here for you guys. You don't need to have watched the original to enjoy it, though I do reference parts of it. the rewrite is (obviously) spoilerrific, but, let's be honest, you're probably not watching a Zach Snyder movie for the plot are you?

Enjoy!