Thoughts on hucows (Patreon)

As if it were some insightful philosophical subject!

 Mockery aside, I like to approach every flavor of fetish with a certain level of respect if I am going to be approaching it at all. And the poll has been interesting, particularly the comments. My understanding of what I thought people expect 'hucows' to be (in general) is quite different than the responses I got.

 I recently read an article about the hucow tag on certain websites and how among all that content only a small percentage of it is 'actual' hucow content. It made me wonder where that line was and where a woman lactating gains the exalted title of 'hucow'.

 Instantly I assumed it was a furry thing. I hope that isn't a slur these days. Is it fur-kin? No, Other-kin, right? I don't follow the scene and can't be asked to chase that particular trail. Or should I say tail? (Ayy) I am not particularly into it and SO MUCH expansion content is also furry content and you have to forgive me for wanting smooth skin and people with human features as opposed to fur and snouts and knots and all that business. If it's your bag, more power to you. I'd be a fox if you were wondering. I know that much. A sexy vixen, oh yes.

 Anyway. I thought hucow was a furry thing and that horns/animal ears, septum piercings, cow bells, potentially hooves and stuff, were going to be mandatory. Either worn like costumes or actual anthro characters. The poll results (A whopping 80 votes~!!!!! As of writing this part. Of I am guessing around 20~30 people.) Only 5 people needed these accessories and only 4 needed them to be biologically anthro. That blew my mind. Also, props to the one person who clicked 'Call a cow a girl's name and you are good to go.' I throw out these kinds of responses because I hope at least one person can get a laugh. But you know what? If you are out in the barn plugging up some cow holes, I, uh, well. I mean, you do you and thanks for your support and voting on my poll.

Again, no judgments here. Just preferences. So if it wasn't a furry thing, then its a BDSM I thought. I've seen a few pictures, videos, and read a few Japanese 'comic books' where its all about the girl eventually ending up on her knees, in the cow print bikini, led by a rope or chain through a nose piercing to her pen. And then she's tied up to some posts or has her head through some kind of head gate and she has those big industrial pumps hanging off of her tits while some dude is plowing her from behind. The fucking, of course, makes things more milky and its about production, not some guy nutting in a 'cow' right? Actually, only 2 people thought the BDSM thing was a factor, and only 4 needed the loss of humanity, mooing, and such.

 What stuck out the most was that 28 votes said all that we needed was a big titted girl lactating and getting pumped. That was hucow for them. 8 said the cow print bikini was enough. Hucow is a pretty lax term I think. But I am sure there are some real die-hards out there who prefer or even need that anthro angle and the BDSM elements. Trust me, when I am scraping the internet for the fifty thousandth time looking for the exact flavor of smut or porn I enjoy only to throw away an entire artist's catalogue or stop a video 5 seconds into what should be an hour of pure bliss over a character's attitude, or the conceit for the growth/situation. I get it. At least for my own sake I get it, and I'm trying to understand hucow as well. I take smut seriously and finally have an online place to vent and discuss this stuff without being judged.


 I am being facetious though, aren't I? I have made assumptions in my 'serious poll' and my answers were flawed from the beginning and I missed more than a few things along the way as well. Mooing and loss of humanity and being made to become a creature to be milked are three totally different elements aren't they? What a huge oversight on my part. I try not to go overkill on these answers to the polls I throw out there and still managed like, 10 options. This is a me thing, not a you thing. I also missed elements like weight gain. BREAST EXPANSION! How could I have missed that. You have to raise the cow, don't you?

 I am so tempted to write it right here right now, but I am going to define hucow. At least the stages of hucowdom as I see them. I am going to be posting this in a different rant that I will get started on shortly. Or I will put some real effort into it and see if I can make some silly image and have it go viral or something. I just did a quick google to see if the image I am planning on making exists and it certainly isn't on the first few pages of google images. But someone certainly wrote a book over 170 pages long about raising, training, and enjoying a hucow IRL. That is the person you need to go to about the questions, don't you?

 It is in these moments I am humbled by my sheer lack of depth in fetish sometimes. Just when you think you are in deep, you are barely ankle-deep into those thick and kind of slimy waters. And to think I can barely mention half of my interests along those lines in polite company as is. People all have fun secrets, don't they? That is the best part about this all if you ask me.

 Anyway, in UNDER 170 pages, I will reveal my thoughts and ideas on the hucow-ntinuum in a post I make a little later. I have been inspired to draw some pathetic art to get my point across. Why am I like this? Why is this the thing that I will be doing tonight? What a world.

 What a rant. Goodness gracious and I am just going to click 'post' and let the internet see this shit. What a wonderful world indeed. Look forward to an image or at least some kind of venn diagram or chart or slider bar of sorts.

Ta ta~

~Michelle