Camilla's Bizarre Captures ft. Jolyne and Lisa Lisa (Patreon)

Commissioned and story by Jazzysongbird

Well, what do you know. Someone screwed up. I knew the director was making a mistake. She gave me an easy target and then gave these two to a single capturer. Used to be that only I go on solo missions, but this rookie comes along and the director goes "give her a chance," and "she needs to get her boots wet." Typical. 

So yeah, I bring my target in, no problem, not even that fun really, my plan worked perfectly. Of course, that's when I hear that the rookies assets broke out of their restraints and I had to get down there to "contain the issue."

Of course, I did some basic research that this rookie failed to do, and I did that on the way, not in the days I usually take to prepare. Turns out, one of them has a sun powered martial art and the other has a super-powered imaginary friend.

My solution was easy. Knockout gas. It quickly took down the delinquent with the imaginary friend, but the Martial artist was a bit tricky, she apparently knew something was off with her breathing. Had to get into a bit of a fist fight with her, but in the end I had her strung up and breathing the gas. Won't deny I had the smug satisfaction of of tying them up, knowing I just showed up the rookie, and by proxy, the director.

Personally, I'd see to it that this rookie is put through similar trials and punishments as these two. This negligence in taking down targets is unacceptable, and I know for certain that if I had made these mistakes, I'd be in a cell with them