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Playing Hide-And-Seek with the Mayor of New York (Patreon)

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2024-05-30 12:48:59
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2024-05-31 00:22:50
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There are a surprising amount of hiding spots in Mayor Eric Adams' house...

Thanks Neteunia for the video suggestion! If you have any suggestions, jump on the discord and let us know!

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hunter natonewski

Great video guys just one question. When's the only fans you guys promised coming?

Kate schuemaker (edited)

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2024-06-14 12:37:19 is it alexs mission to wear a progressively dirtier shirt every recording
2024-06-14 12:37:19 is it alexs mission to wear a progressively dirtier shirt every recording
2024-05-30 12:59:37 is it alexs mission to wear a progressively dirtier shirt every recording

is it alexs mission to wear a progressively dirtier shirt every recording

Alex Krush

He’s uh.. not as beloved as the current mayor

lau m

“A cut straw can be an indicator of using cocaine” well i guess i might snort coke while i do arts and crafts w/ my nephew

TUKMAK

This mayor's video saved my life. I've struggle with severe stomach issues for years. After his PSA video I was finally brave enough to exert my 1st amendment right decided to have a look. I ended up finding a hand grenade in my ass!🧨💣 🙏 bless this man without him I might not be here anymore

jessica

where did alex get his tshirt

Taegan

While on more of an institutional level, I still think this is relevant. I spent time in the children's social care system here in the UK. I was subjected to regular searches of my room - mattress tossed on the floor and light fixings removed etc., every time I saw my family my belongings were searched and I was questioned, my person was searched at times, it was like Christmas if the police didn't turn up for a week. All this did was led us to be more secretive. You're searching my friends room? I'll take the drugs and hide them for him. The cops are here? I'll act as a distraction. What we needed was open and honest conversations - about substances, mental health, community, crime. Instead what we got was being treated as if we could never do anything right and could never be trusted. This led me to more and more dangerous paths. Crack at 15. Absconding and running from the cops. Countless mental health emergencies. The people I grew up with are dead, in prison, stuck in the cycle of addiction, homeless and/or working with me to take the local authority that 'cared' for us to court over admitted breaches of the human rights act. Treat kids like human beings and maybe they'll have a fighting chance in the world (and won't sue you when they are in a position to do so).

Onah Kasuita

Hey Aleksa if you need someone to make your future child, I volunteer

Em

Hey boys.

Nuala A
>>139412543

Same in adults UK psychiatric hospital, just made people more sneaky and an us Vs them mentality on the part of both us patients and the staff. Led to more opportunity for abuse by staff as they saw us less as humans deserving of autonomy and hindered recovery of patients as we felt like we were trying to cling onto selfhood. Those with any power fear losing it, and will tie themselves in conspiratorial crack pipe under pillow knots to avoid sharing that power through honest communication, grace, and support.

aBluntRolledwithaFullGramsci

There are unfortunately a relatively high number of minors who have access to guns in the U.S. when compared to highly-developed nations, especially in areas that struggle with poverty as a result of decades of conservative policies and governance (democrat and republican). I’m not saying he addresses his intended audience in an appropriate or sane way at all, but the problem does exist. Two days ago, I believe, an 18 year old was killed (one day after her high school graduation) by her friend who was playing with an AR-15. Eric Adams is an absolute fucking clown, but the problem isn’t imaginary. Love you guys. Watching your videos helped me feel sane as a new Marxist (surrounded by actual fascist colleagues) that still had 2 years left on his Marine Corps contract after having witnessed firsthand the banal evil of the military industrial complex and the capital behind it. Thank you.

Snork Ork

I couldn’t listen to anything the mayor was saying because I was so caught up in that instrumental. It’s beautiful. Strip search me Mr. Adams…

Raafay Shahid

i love you but shave your damn face

Kristen

When I was about 12 and petsitting for a neighbor I was looking for the cat and when I looked under their bed there were not one, not two, but THREE shotguns. So yeah, that’s just one of the instances where I as a young American could’ve gotten a gun without anyone else around me knowing. The culture is just too lax around it.

Kristen

Will your kid at least get a free Patreon subscription or will they have to pay the $5 too??

oliv

alex, you look like a dumbass lemme fix your shirt

Queen Bee

This video helped me find a gun in my grandma's ashes😞. I can't believe she'd keep that there

Cuntruption

Hate to say it bruh but if the boy got a cut straw and a glass didgeridoo, the straws being used to load it. We role our currency up in Australia for the nose beers. Plus all our straws are paper unless you buying the kids long life milks. The Bluey milks have telescopic straws for easy load and safe travel. Just sayn.

Kat Reynolds

planting evidence tutorial, great read

Adam Bryer
>>139406473

he needed to match Aleksa's commitment to wearing the Ribena shirt until it physically falls apart 😭

eilidh

I didn't just watch this video, I inspected it to make sure it's what I expect from boy boy

Emily Dahmer

The Twin Peaks background music is hypnotic wtf

James Scott

I see 3 James Pattersons.... I had no idea Eric was such an intellectual. And I'm guessing the dictionary is for looking up complex words like camera.

Jamie Scholl

comrades, i had apples in my bag and just figured i could pretend it never happened and just never opened it... but then this girl noticed how protective i was of my bag and snatched it from me. It was like a slow motion NOOOOOOOOOOOOO as I lunged to stop... but it was too late, she thrusted her hand in my bag and then pulled out the first thing she felt.. the apple... it was at this point I knew that I no longer had a chance to date her

CoffeeSoap

When he was basically going "remember, your children are subhuman and don't have any rights for you to violate" it really clicked that this MF was a pig before becoming mayor

rafs1197

I saw in the Discord you weren't feeling well when filming this. Thanks for taking the time to film and give us some good laughs despite it!

Doug Y

Funniest part about this is that the amendment covering "unreasonable search and seizure" isn't even the 1st amendment, it's the 4th

Guy Person

My favorite part is that he keeps saying there's no 1st amendment rights in your house, which tells me he has no idea what he's talking about, because it's the 4th amendment that protects against unlawful search and seizure.

Yaneli Amaya

Hey everybody, can someone tell me how do I get access to the Discord? I'm new here and old

Em
>>139581438

It’s accessed by linking your discord account to Patreon. If you go to settings from your account, there should be a tab that says “connected apps” and you should be able to link discord from there which will automatically pull you into the server. You may have to go to a dropdown menu that says “more” to find it depending on the device you’re using. This has to be done through the browser version of patreon, since it currently isn’t an option on the mobile app.

Izzy Waters-Widmanski

This is why women have lots of decorative pillows, it's because we're hiding guns in all of them.

KnowEyeDeer
>>139569788

That's what I dropped in to say. On thinking about it a little further, maybe you don't have free speech or freedom of religion rights if you live with Eric Adams - it's pretty clear you won't have 4A rights as well 😆. Accidentally correct?

RaisingAgent

Eric Adams is psychotic, does he receive the help he needs? This is unsettling

dysgregulated
>>139493163

facts. date-ability is directly correlated with the ability to willfully ignore another's apples.

dysgregulated
>>139581438

You have to integrate Discord with Patreon, go here: https://www.patreon.com/settings/apps and follow the instructions.

dysgregulated
>>139613910

It's really unsettling, and you said it right; they're not getting the help they need. Patriarchy's bad for men, too.

dysgregulated
>>139581438

oh... sorry, Patreon didn't show me someone already wrote a great answer, sorry :-P

NamesEva
>>139606510

I know my throw pillows are where I'm always finding all of my illegal contraband, because until Eric Adams made this video teaching me how to dispose of all of my illegal contraband, I had no idea what to do with it besides stuff it into decorative pillows. Thanks, Eric Adams!

NamesEva
>>139581438

Always great when an elected public officials understanding of words and laws is so bass-ackwards that they think you don't have any first amendment rights in your home. Not that there isn't so much to try and process from this cluster fuck of a video but that one stuck with me the most. Dude so deeply doesn't understand the Bill of Rights that not only did he SAY such a stupid thing, no one involved in this parade of stupid thought to edit that out, either.

NamesEva

New York... just.... how? How has someone this demonstrably ignorant been elected to any public office??

splatjesus

when my parents started searching my room when i wasn't home i just started taking my drugs and paraphernalia everywhere i went.

splatjesus

he keeps saying first amendment, but i think he means to say there are no fourth amendment rights in your house? theres no freedom of speech/religion/assembly in your home!

daniel schmitt

It worries me that this politician-cop who's job is supposedly to protect our rights thinks that the first amendment is the one about search and seizure. If you're a politician shouldn't you know the bill of rights at the very least?

Riley Stewart

Not sure about the rest of the country, but in NY, crack is still around and I think he means teenagers, not kid kids. People are pretty aware of second hand crack smoke though so if someone lights up on the subway everyone changes cars. It’s cheap and times is tuff, you know?

Archibald

I like how he says he protected children and families by being a cop. Surely after 20 years on the job youre aware that law enforcement are reactive, not proactive.

Graey

if the boyboy sex tape drops and the sad dramatic music isn't the soundtrack I will be very disappointed

penelope

fire link shrine ass music

LZulb

What the hell

Boy_Boy
>>139406459

Hahahaha it's coming! We've found a porn director to help us make it, it's going to be nuts, but we're heading to America soon, so all of that will be put on hold for a little bit

Boy_Boy
>>139406473

yeah, he got jealous of all the attention Ribena has been getting, he needs his own gimic

Boy_Boy
>>139410940

You need to stop. You're instilling very dangerous habits in your nephew

Boy_Boy
>>139412543

Yeah, this sounds like a general, policing tactic that they apply wherever they can get away with it. It's extra visceral and dehumanizing when you see it applied to children and vulnerable people

Boy_Boy
>>139413476

I assumed this was the whole point of making a patreon, we're all starting a giant, disgusting family

Boy_Boy
>>139417569

Yeah, Alex mentioned this a bit in the video, it's incredibly depressing to think of the reality behind these videos, and the fact that violence is so prolific in disadvantaged communities. I'm sorry you had to witness the evil firsthand!

Boy_Boy
>>139424115

It's pretty wild... the worst we had was getting access to superglue and putting it in our eyes and being rushed to hospital

Boy_Boy
>>139426048

He definitely did it on purpose... he needs a gimic so he can compete with the Ribena shirt

Boy_Boy
>>139434747

I'm glad you took it off her, she sounds like a violent person... she's obviously no stranger to death.

Boy_Boy
>>139476732

We stopped watching the video, but the song just kept playing for the past week, I don't know what to do

Boy_Boy
>>139493163

I'm so sorry this happened to you. I'm glad our community could help you unpack your trauma and hopefully you'll be able to date in the future without fear of apples

Boy_Boy
>>139569788

This is so wild... surely it's the first thing you learn about in cop school?

Boy_Boy
>>139970463

As long as you don't carry your precious crack pipe in the back pocked of your bag

Boy_Boy
>>140149378

Sounds like he went the other way and tried to shoehorn law enforcement into every part of life

m a

I would just like to make it known that he is very much a laughing stock here in NY. He also recently suggested we “use migrants” to solve our lifeguard shortage problem bc they’re “excellent swimmers”😭

Cuntruption
>>139440282

We all know how frustrating it is being accused by someone with little to no experience in the field. 🙃

Alex Krush
>>139407400

I see how this wording was bad haha I meant Eric Adams is no longer as beloved as our mayor, vs before when he was just whatever he was doing. now he's just always getting accused of favoring police and not actually doing anything

hunter natonewski
>>139406459

Ah that's a shame but I am definitely looking forward to seeing my favorite gay couples most intimate moments. Just wish I could sit in a chair in the dark corner and watch ☺️

naota3k

"When your child brings in his popular knapsack with many different locations" is the most cop sentence I've ever heard in my life. Those darned youths with their trendy knapsacks and wireless record players!

LZulb

Hey

Anthony Carlyle

He's a monster it's backpack not napsac

reet reddom

When you said who would hide stuff in the pillow they were using reminds me of when I used to and then my stuff broke lol

Luis Hernandez

when there was ACTUALLY a gun behind the keyboard i could not stop laughing

Fatman311

My dreams tonight will have that music playing in them. Great.