My dream last night was... strange. (Patreon)

I've got to tell you about my dream last night.

Me and two others were trying to get home, taking shortcuts through people's yards and narrow passages behind their houses. At the last house, someone was home and started yelling and chasing us. The other two went a different way. The guy caught up to me on the porch of my house. He was angry, asking what I stole, but he was Ben Stiller. The dream view panned out, and I was also Ben Stiller...

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