Trick or Treat (Patreon)

My entry to the Gay Spiral Stores weekly caption competition.

"Trick or treat," another litter shouted as I opened the door. But what caught my eye was their chaperone in the background. A pasty, lanky boy that looked like he'd played too much Nintendo, or whatever kids play now. "Come here," I beckoned him as the children shoveled my dollar store candy into their buckets. "How would you like some trick and treat?" He looked if possible even more tragic. "Take a good look at me. If you would like to become a man, a real man, come back tomorrow evening and we'll begin. Tell no one." It's amazing what a year can do with the right tools and procedures, but our anniversary is soon upon us and I'll let him back into the world. Probably my best one yet.