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A quick joke dialogue based on the one-liner caption "Halfway through helping the jock with his maths homework when he gives you this look" by RotherhamMan.

Fuuuck this is boring. I understood him right up to the point where I didn't care anymore. Why did I agree to this again? Using the study room is basically voluntary detention. And why the fuck is he here, helping me? He could be out doing stuff, the smart fucker. I guess he doesn't go out much, the nerd. Instead he is in here with me helping me pass math. He could be checking out girls instead. I haven't seen him doing that either from what I recall. Perhaps he's not into that. Is that why he is helping me? Worth a shot.

- How about some... addition?
- Well, duh. These are quadratic equations. There will be some of that.

That went over him like a blimp. He's supposed to be the smart one. Kind of cute though.

- Yeah, but perhaps we could subtract pants.
- Sigh. It's PEMDAS
- This math is like sex.
- What do you mean?
- I'm getting neither.