Pig in a Poke (Patreon)

Don't buy a pig in a poke they say. I should have known there was something wrong as he was in such a hurry to swap bodies and leave town. I just bought his whole "bad breakup story" and thought I could snatch a hot, strong body at a bargain. The less I asked the fewer reasons for him to realize his mistake and back out was my reasoning. The health certificate showed nothing of concern. Better than mine to be honest. One more reason not to rock the boat before the deal was closed. Turns out he was neither a grower nor a shower. I'm not even sure how to get a condom to stay in place