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I found this incredible photo, but it isn't perhaps fully Patreon safe, so I put some grey circles to make their payment processors happy. You all know how Google image search works.

I think of myself as a pretty chill guy. You need to be, as anyone in hospitality can attest to. But these guys, these fucking guys managed to get my blood boiling. I hope it didn't show at all. I hope I didn't flinch a bit when the douche leader flipped his half-filled soda cup on me so it looked like I'd peed my pants. "We need refills and some new cups."

"I'll bring them out," I told him, though it was a self-service cafeteria, and a shitty one at that. Our unique selling points were dirt-cheap prices and our location on campus. I had already decided to fuck up their week. I would blow everything I earned for the day on the stuff, and regrettably I would have to change my weekend plans, but I've had enough. 200mg per cup would be way above recommended dosage, and they wouldn't regain self-control for days, but I wanted something immediate. I wanted to watch their demise.

They were all smirks when I delivered their refills. "Looks like you had a bit of an accident there," one of his buddies remarked, nodding at my wet pants. I didn't say anything. It only took a few minutes before I noticed them being more physical. Some slaps and fist bumps, some prods and teasing. Then an arm around the shoulders.

A few customers later and one girl blurted out "Hey, what the fuck! Get security!" as she glanced in their direction. They were all kisses and blowjobs at that point. I pretended to sigh like someone had spilled their coffee and needed a clean-up. "Don't worry. I'll handle it." I took a few photos for my private collection and let them continue. I wanted as many to see them as possible before they fucked their way through the county jail, after the police inevitably booked them. How many cops can you blow in 48 hours? I wouldn't get to see any of that, but I would for sure take a copy of the cafeteria security video.