Zoom Yoga (Patreon)

Zoom yoga was hardly going to be a viable service if not for the pandemic, not that he would have gone to the real thing either if there wasn't a pandemic. But there is only so much you can do without going mad in a small apartment like his. The instructions were simple. Put the camera so it sees the whole room, move away the table, connect the screen to the TV. Then put on relaxed clothing, watch the spinning spiral, and listen to the words of the instructor.

He can't actually remember any of the yoga itself, only that he sits in front of the black screen two hours later, after the scheduled session is over, feeling really good. Relaxed and full of energy at the same time. And horny. Always rocking a full-on erection for some reason. Well worth the money though.