Urgent Message (Patreon)

Hello, this is Joseph. I thought we agreed to swap back at 4 pm, and it is now almost 5. Someone from the homeowners' association saw me earlier today, and called our security company. I knew our passphrase when they called, of course, so it's not an emergency, but they will do an in-person check at 6 to make sure everything is in order. No hostage situation or things like that. Anyway, long message short. Your body has been great, but I really need mine back ASAP. I got your cash ready. Call me as soon as you hear this. Bye.