Hail Hydrate (Patreon)

 I know what he is doing. Well, that's not entirely true. I know he is lacing my water with something, and I can see what it does to my body. Some of what it does anyway. How could he expect I wouldn't notice such huge changes? And that fast?! I like where this is going, though. I don't know what his end plan is, and frankly that makes it even more exciting. I'm actually more afraid he will stop prematurely, so I just pretend everything is normal, do my workouts, and drink the water. Every last drop of it.