Mars bars (Patreon)

The title was just a placeholder that I didn't remember to change before I sent this for publication in the January Male TF Advent Calendar 2020.

- Sit your fat ass down and describe the photo. Hurry!

- Fuck, man! Take it easy. When did you get so strong?

- Describe the fucking photo!

- Ok, ok, I will. Just let go. It’s… It’s a naked dude on a bar disk. What the fuck is this shit?

- Be much more specific. He’s not naked. What’s he wearing?

- He’s wearing some seriously obnoxious orange sneakers, and a pair of equally obtuse neon yellow and black, shin-high socks. Except for those, a golden bracelet and necklace, he is naked.

- Go on! Describe the body.

- He’s thirty-ish, I guess. Average size, athletic build. Pretty fit without being massive. Lean enough to show some abs. Smooth chest and abs. Naturally so, given the small amounts of hair on arms and legs. Some drops of ethnic in the mix, to give him all year tan skin color. Some dark facial hair. Probably dark, short haircut. He got prison quality tats all over his torso. Normal-sized dick. Why am I doing this gay shit? Are you still upset I… AAAWW!

- Describe the photo! What is he doing?

- Fuck! He’s masturbating in front of everyone, rubbing his dick with one hand, impaling his ass on a metal dildo on the bar top.

- Does he like it?

- The fuck do I know… Aw! Yes! Yes, he likes it. It’s the best thing in the world, getting fucked in public. He’d do it even if he didn’t get paid. Masturbate, gang bang, he’s up for any combination. He can’t go a day without sex. Is that what you want, you sick fuck? Let me go!

- Genie, my last wish is that he becomes what he described.