Office Party (Patreon)

- There you are! We were starting to think you left early. Come, join the rest of the party.
- I… I can’t. Not looking like this.
- Just take off the hat then.
- The hat? Just look at me! The piercings. The hair. The… everything. I look like a fucking pervert.
- Don’t be too hard on yourself. It’s a bit more more extreme than what you usually wear, but you have to admit, you dress pretty provocative on business hours too.
- No, I don’t have to admit to that. I wear chinos and shirt, sit in my cubicle and solve database issues for the branch offices. I would never… Not even remotely…
- That doesn’t sound like the Tom I know. Just put on the sweater you have in your cubicle and problem solved.
- Thomas! My name is Thomas! And my size small sweater wouldn’t even fit as a crop top on these shoulders. I put on the fucking gift hat and suddenly look like this, and apparently you all lose your fucking minds.
- OK, I’ve had enough. You most certainly have had enough of punch. You call your tent a small sweater!? Well, stay in here then. I was just trying to help.

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