Chroniwat (Patreon)

Guess what? It’s real.

No way! I don’t believe you.

It’s old, has “sometimes reset” written on it, but totally works. I’ve already tested some changes.

So how do you look now?

Basically the same. I just fixed a lot of small stuff that has been bugging me.

I still don’t believe you. Why would anyone get rid of one? At least you would sell it for a shitload of money.

Pull over.

The fuck are you going to do?

Ok, I’m parked.

Oh! Holy fuck I’m ripped.

And my clothes changed too! I didn’t know it could do that.

You like it? Send a picture.

Yeah, this is like a year of bulking and cutting in a second.

What about now?

That’s pushing it a bit. Go back to the previous setting.

How’s this then?

Very funny.

I’m not sure I can even get out.

Stop fucking around.

Send a picture.

There. Happy now?

ROFL! Prime beef!

Can you feel any change now?

Yes!

Stop it!

And now?

Stop messing with me.

I’m gonna try the “Mental” menu. :P

No Mark!

Hello?

You there Mark?

New phone. Who is this?

It’s me Jonathan. Stop fucking with me.

Undo the chronivac changes.

Never heard of chronivac. You must have the wrong number.

Read my commentary.