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This story is a tweak of a story from Programming Prince. We discussed this right as he published it.

Josh
Nice, though I think taking them off and not changing back would be more alarming.

Programming Prince
I guess I should have thought this through some more. It really didn’t take that long to write after getting the idea. Like, 15 minutes at most

Josh
That's why I sit on my posts a few days at least before I publish :)

Programming Prince
Yeah, maybe I will just have them not change back after taking them off because the presumed event after “wanna help a bro out here?” would be...what? An awkward handjob through the speedo? lol

Josh
I'd do this.
"Woha, bro! What happened to your tits?"
"Dude, you should see yourself. You got a bulge!"
"Why're we talkin' like this?"
"I can't help it either, man!"
"Fuck, we shouldn't have touched their stuff. Now we look like them dudes. Even act like them."
"Uh, we have a problem, man."
"What is it, bro?"
"I took them off and nothing changed."
"Not true, bro. My dick is gettin' hard."

Programming Prince
And I get to steal that, right? lol

Josh
It's all yours.
I would perhaps work more on the longer line to make it snappier. "shit" instead of "stuff" perhaps?

Programming Prince
And it’s “nothin’” lol

Josh
Yes!
And perhaps "I'm gettin' hard" at the end.
The fewer syllables throughout the better

Programming Prince
Of course. As crude as possible, too

Josh
"Fuck, we shouldn't touched their shit. We look like them dudes. Act like them too."

Programming Prince
*shouldn’t’ve

Josh

Programming Prince
Yeah, they need to basically piss on proper English lol

Josh
"we gots a problem, man"
Ok. Maybe done this time.

"Woha, bro! What happened to your tits?"
"Dude, see yourself. You got a bulge!"
"Why're we talkin' like this?"
"I can't help it either, man!"
"Fuck, we shouldn't've touched their shit. We look like them dudes and like act like them too, bro."
"Uh, we gots a problem, man."
"What's it, bro?"
"I took them off and nothin' changed."
"Not true, bro. I'm gettin' hard."

Programming Prince
I liked the acknowledgement of their newfound male genitalia in the last quote. Really drives home that they’re guys now

Josh
Yeah, though there is no mistaking there. I like it to be short though.

Programming Prince
I think that should be an exception

Josh
My dick is growin'

Programming Prince
“My dick’s gettin’ hard”

Josh
My dick's pitchin' ten :)

Programming Prince
“I’m pitchin’ a tent too, dude!”
“Bro, you’re naked, though. No tent to pitch!”
“Just shut up ‘n suck me off, man!”

Josh
"Not true, bro. Mah dick is showin' a growin' interest in deflowerin' ya tite ass"

“My dick’s gettin’ hard” is probably the best place to stop it

Programming Prince
Probably lol

Original: It was just a joke, dude!

“What happened to your tits, bro?”

“You’ve got a dick, dude!”

“Why’re we talkin’ like this?”

“I can’t help it, either, man!”

“We put on my bro’s speedos as a joke and next thing I know we’re dudes and talkin’ just like him!”

“Uh, we have a problem, man.”

“What is it, bro?”

“I can’t take this off…”

“Me neither!”

“And now I’m all hard! Fuck, this dick feels weird!”

“I’m getting horny, too, dude!”

“Wanna help a bro out here?”