BitMusical Bonus: Eario Jingle (Patreon)
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It's Eario, the janitor of the Mushroom Kingdom, with his own commercial advertising his services!
This silly song began life as a bonus Kickstarter goodie way back in 2014 (for the first Brawl in the Family book) but it hadn't been released since then. Patreon seemed like as good a time as any to bring it back. Hope you enjoy!
Lyrics:
Janitor the rescue!
EARIO: Eario's the one to call when there's a Goomba smashed on your property
With his giant spatula, Eario will dispose of it properly.
If your blocks need power-ups within them,
Or invisible paint, here we go!
Just pick up your phone and wallet and call
Eario!
LADIES: When your Fire Flowers are all plucked up
And your minions are stomped,
Call the fella who's never stuck-up
He sweeps under the Thwomps! (URGH)
He makes brooming 'shrooms into an art ("Oh yeah!")
Germaphobes can rejoice ("So very clean!")
Mops his way right into your heart...
EARIO: And has a pretty good voice!
I can polish your Chain Chomps like so,
You could enter them into a dog show,
So if you want your Piranhas to grow
Don't make yourself weary,
I can make you cheery,
Just go and call Eario!
Just go and call Eario!