BitMusical Bonus: Eario Jingle (Patreon)

It's Eario, the janitor of the Mushroom Kingdom, with his own commercial advertising his services!

This silly song began life as a bonus Kickstarter goodie way back in 2014 (for the first Brawl in the Family book) but it hadn't been released since then. Patreon seemed like as good a time as any to bring it back. Hope you enjoy!

Lyrics:

Janitor the rescue!

EARIO: Eario's the one to call when there's a Goomba smashed on your property

With his giant spatula, Eario will dispose of it properly.

If your blocks need power-ups within them,

Or invisible paint, here we go!

Just pick up your phone and wallet and call

Eario!

LADIES: When your Fire Flowers are all plucked up

And your minions are stomped,

Call the fella who's never stuck-up

He sweeps under the Thwomps! (URGH)

He makes brooming 'shrooms into an art ("Oh yeah!")

Germaphobes can rejoice ("So very clean!")

Mops his way right into your heart...

EARIO: And has a pretty good voice!

I can polish your Chain Chomps like so,

You could enter them into a dog show,

So if you want your Piranhas to grow

Don't make yourself weary,

I can make you cheery,

Just go and call Eario!

Just go and call Eario!