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Hello there WHM Fan!

Here's a supplement to the Big Daddy Dispatch, which you're receiving because you're a generous WHM Patron and/or you've purchased a ticket to We Hate Movies Virtual Show in the past. We've got some exciting changes to tell you about... read on! 

So, I don't know if you know this, because we sure as shit didn't, it seems there are FIVE Tuesdays in January?! Is this the first you are hearing of this shocking information? Because it was pretty surprising to us, that means... We have another Main Feed Worst of 2022 Episode coming out on ....



Black Adam!

The movie that WB and Duane Johnson are still pointing fingers over! It's gonna be a total blast! We apologize for the faulty schedule last week, here's the full one: 

JANUARY SCHEDULE 

Episode 651 —  Moonfall

Episode 653 —  Jurassic World: Dominion

Episode 654 — Uncharted

Episode 655  —  Halloween Ends

Episode 656  —  Black Adam


Patreon Episodes:

Patreon Exclusive We Love Movies — Episode 652: Top Gun: Maverick

Animation Damnation — Transformers: BotBots: "Mall Than Meets the Eye; (Never) Be Yourself" (s1, e1)

The Nexus: TOS: "Wink of an Eye" (s3 e11) TNG: "Tin Man" (s3, e20)

Gleep Glossary: Mon Mothma: Featuring a FULL Discussion of last year's smash hit series, Andor!

Melr0210: 90210: "Cardio Funk" (s2, e23),  Melrose Place: "The Tangled Web"  (s2, e10)


We are less than two weeks away from an exclusive LIVE EVENT featuring your favorite MCU Fans! That's right, on Thursday, January 26th, Andrew, Chris, Eric, and Steve will be talking the worst Marvel film released in 2022, Thor: Love and Thunder! There's just so much wrong with this movie, the pacing, the tone, those rotten goats, we can go on and and, and we will! You do not want to miss this Virtual Live Show on January 26th at 9pm EST!

There's also an After Party, where we'll be answering some questions telling some more jokes and just having a good old fashioned hang! For tickets, all you need to do is head over Momenthouse.com/wehatemovies and grab your tickets! The cool thing is the show is LIVE, but you can still stream it for seven days after it airs, in case you can't make it or if you're like asleep in Australia or whatever. 

Have you ever wanted to see WHM Live but we've never traveled to your city? Here's your chance! This is going to be a kick-ass, extremely socially distanced, hilarious good time with your old pals at We Hate Movies! 


And, just because you've opened this exciting email update let us announce a BRAND NEW WHM FREE offering!

Say what? Don't you losers ever sleep? The answer, it seems, is no. Starting Monday January 16th we're gonna start putting our Youtube Channel (youtube.com/wehatemovies) into overdrive by doing a weekly show! Mondays at Noon EST, we'll be expanding We Hate Movies: On Screen, which will be a show where we talk about last week's Box Office numbers, exciting new trailers, some reviews of new films, and more! We want this to be a smashing success so you've gotta like and subscribe! We're so excited to kick this year in the dick with fantastic content and this is gonna be a game changer! Subscribe now and don't miss an episode! 

Thanks for reading and see you online!

Andrew, Chris, Eric, and Steve
We Hate Movies

Banner Art/Moment House Thor: Love and Thunder Logo/We Hate Movies: On Screen Logo all by the incomprable, incredible Felipe Sobreiro

Comments

Leesha Olivier

The On Screen is fantastic news!

Paul

May I suggest using Super Chats on your YouTube Live episodes. It’s a win-win for you and your viewers.

Corey Jackson

That's awesome news! Cannot wait for the Halloween Ends episode it's going to be "killer"... You guys spoil us every month especially with the 9-0 episodes too on the Patreon feed lol! You guys are the best and have helped me get through alot in the past and still do til this day... Can't thank yas enough with everything you do! big love + keepa rockin 🙂🤘