Twilight: Breaking Dawnmentary Part 1 (Patreon)

It's the beginning of the end as the gang turns on the second-to-last film in the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn Part 1! This commentary—recorded during a Power Hour drinking "game"—is brimming with fabulous observations such as: Are these vampires opening an Etsy store? Why are these dogs just now talking? Is it possible Jasper's haircut isn't stupid? Does Carlyle own those two people on the island? Is playing chess on your honeymoon a bad sign? And did the guy playing the preacher win a fan contest to get cast? PLUS: Did Chris Cabin fall over on his way to the bathroom? 

WARNING: This commentary track is for entertainment purposes only! We Hate Movies DOES NOT ENDORSE binge drinking, Power Hours, or consumption of alcohol in any other irresponsible way. Should you choose to "play along," you do so when OF AGE, at your own risk, under proper supervision—and you DO NOT get behind the wheel afterwards! 

NOTE: We recorded this commentary using the THEATRICAL cut of the film.

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.