Commandomentary (Patreon)

On the final commentary track of 2018, the gang sits down to watch the totally flawless Arnold Schwarzenegger blood/beefcake-fest, Commando  (Theatrical Cut)! Listen in amazement as Steve experiences the pure joy of watching the film for the first time. And listen closer still, as Andrew basks in the pure joy of watching Steve Watch the film for the first time. Revel in the gloriously high body count and Dan Hedaya's ridiculous accent! PLUS: Soooooooo much saxophone and steel drum, it'll make your Christmas all the more bright!

Thank you for supporting this weird thing we call We Hate Movies—or We Love Movies for this commentary. As 2018 comes to a close, we send our warmest holiday wishes and hopes for a great new year filled with more shitty movies, rotten celebrity impressions, and the opportunity and privilege to continue to make you all laugh.

Original cover art by friend of the show, Felipe Sobreiro.