Twilightmentary (Patreon)

On our second commentary track of 2017, we're jumping off the cliff and taking on the first film in the Twilight series—it's the WHM Twilightmentary! Strap in as we ask the hard questions like: Why doesn't that dad know what blankets are called? What is with Taylor Lautner's terrible wig? Why are none of these kids smoking weed? Who would upend their child's life for a minor league baseball player? And is that high school football legend MIKE. DEXTER.? PLUS: This film is a crash course in where not to have an orgasm. (Hint: Biology class!)

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.