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Patreon Poll for the Weekend of March 15 (Patreon)

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2024-03-15 16:45:00
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Patreon Poll for the Weekend of March 15

  • Cold Wahlburger with a flat soda: Under $10M (Under-performs) 448
  • Wahlburger with cheese & some Pope Fries: $10M-$15M (Meets Projections) 328
  • Wahlburgers Family Combo with 4 burgers, 4 fries & 4 large Holy Waters: $15M+ (Over-performs) 98
  • 2024-03-15
  • 874 votes
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Content

Oh, my was this a long week, y'all! So stoked to finally be at Friday, for sure. Hey, so this weekend at the movies, we gotta stay prayed up, because Mark Wahlberg is back in theaters and this time he's bringing a canine companion with him!

That's right, this weekend sees the opening of Mark Wahlberg's feel-good dog movie, Arthur the King! The film is directed by Mark's Family Plan director, Simon Cellan Jones, and also stars one of my favorite Kens, Simu Liu! The film is out wide from Lionsgate and its pre-sales at the moment are decently strong. It is another family film to throw into the movie theater ecosystem and it has itself a sweet, sweet 90-minute run time!

Its projected range is somewhere between $10M-$15M as well, so with all that in mind, where do we see Arthur the King landing this week? Weigh in below and we'll see what shakes out on Monday's On-Screen Live!

Have a great movie-going weekend, gang! - Andrew


Comments

Greg

i don't think i've heard of it before this post

JK

Have to take the under seeing as the first time I heard about this movie was 30 seconds ago

Michelle Darer

I’ve learned the hard way not to underestimate movies that pander to Christian reactionaries or star celebrities who have made that their brand

Lance Stein

If this movie makes 15 million dollars its opening weekend I will personally download the Hallow app.

Busiris

This is literally the first time I'm learning that this movie exists. I'm by no means the measurement for successful movies, but that's enough to make me guess it'll under-perform.

Jack Ninivaggi

I saw it as one of the AMC Screen Unseen events on Monday. A completely cromulent dog movie.

Matt

The only thing I know about this movie is that screenshot, and it makes me think Wahlburg is going to eat that dog.

Adam Weiner

Hey bro, prayers up for this dog! Did you know a year for us is like 7 years to a dog? Crazy shit, bro.

Matthew Mariner

This is a Hallmark movie right? (right?)

RJ Cunningham

Man I’ve seen this commercial a ton lately, I think they’ve been showing it during national basketball games. I’m going option 3, never underestimate family box office power

Adam Forte-Dixon

Are they really called the pope fry’s at a wahlburgers

Damon LeCornu

Oh shit! I think Muad'Dib's power is wanining bro!

Nathan White

Come on, bro. This will be up there like an Angel Studios production, bro.

Tyler Rowland

Marky Mark gonna beat those box office projections like they are a Vietnamese man!

Dave S

does he save the dog from an evil Vietnamese man?

Rose Esposito

I'm saying underperform because I feel like no one knows this exists. Even I've only seen the trailer maybe twice. Personally this weekend I'm DUNE my part to boost the best movie in theaters rn (and I'm taking my best gal pal Sativa with me)!

Andrew Helander

With no context I would assume this was a still from an upcoming Ted sequel

Bryce Zubriski

I want it to under perform but unfortunately I feel like it will at worst meet expectations

Shawn Marek

That’s the dog I gave my meatball to!

Derek Linsky

My dad (who was in the hospital recovering from surgery on his intestines) called me the other day to excitedly tell me they are opening a Whalburgers at the local casino. Truly exciting times we live in for New Englanders

Lar

I think it’s extremely bizarre all the ads I keep getting for this are like “we got mark fresking wahlberg” and “don’t worry, the dog lives” like what??

Jack B. Baker

People like dogs, c'mon bro! Dog + oddly still has a career Wahlberg=just limps over that $10m mark.

Frank Grimes

Looks like dog shit. Cold.

Derrick Affolder

I don't have TV (all streaming), sonI have never seen a TV ad and I 5 full days at the theater last week doing an Oscar nom marathon and I never once saw a trailer for this. There was a poster at the theater, tucked into a cozy corner spot behind the customer service desk. So this screenshot now doubles my knowledge of this movie's existence. I feel that doesn't bode well.

Jack B. Baker
>>132452541

Just looked at the IMBD Tribune and Bear Grylls is in this movie as himself. Wow.

Brad Mull

I think the families still seeing the panda and this will bomb

Sarah Montgomery

I....honestly don't care. I haven't heard anything about this film. I feel a little better about the planet that I haven't heard about it. Maybe not everything about the world is against me. But...Mark "Markie" Wahlberg...I just don't give even an iota of a $#!+. I still wanna see "Boogie Nights", but only because of it's rep. DESPITE him. I...really have nothing else to say. I'm just aggressively apathetic towards him. Could he just take one decade away from reminding me that he exists?

Julia

I think it will meet projections and the reason it won’t exceed is that the families who would normally see it are engaging in St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans

Eren Keskin

Depends on Vatican's population. So, under $10M?

Deitrich Tennin

Another "based on true events" Wahlberg film? Yikes🤦🏾‍♂️

Sergio Rozo

Went to see Dune and the trailer for this movie came up. It reminds me of the Channing Tatum movie with a similar plot. I don't remember how much that movie made, but Tatum didn't have entourage bro🤣🤣

Duncan George

Feel like families are seeing Kung Fu Panda over this. That's what we did anyway.