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When Carl passed his traffic exam the rest of the force sorted him out with his very own squad car. In the mid-90s, the Reliant Robin was something of a joke so you could get hold of one fairly easily for these sorts of shenanigans. They're fibreglass too, so that magnetic roof light needs to be taped on.

Carl looks well chuffed to be in his new car, I'm sure he'll go for a wobble around the car park and find that actually the Robin is much easier to spin that it is to roll over! Don't believe everything motoring programmes will have you believe.