💜Juicing Room Monitor💜 (Patreon)

All right, here we go again, another delightful day in this berryfying wonderland they call a factory. I'm the one and only genius Oompaloompa in charge of the juicing room, and believe me, it's weird, and kinda creepy. But you know what? I absolutely LOVE it!

7:00 AM - Arrived at the factory, and oh boy, the juicing room is already buzzing with excitement. The machines are clanking and gurgling, and the scent of berryfied humans fills the air. It's like stepping into my own twisted version of paradise.

8:00 AM - The first batch of berryfied people arrives, all squirming and wiggling like they're in some strange dance. And guess what? I'm the conductor of this bizarre berry symphony! It's downright peculiar, but it gives me a thrill unlike anything else.

10:00 AM - A berryfied lady is giving me attitude, and it's the highlight of my day! I find their reactions utterly amusing. I mean, who wouldn't be a little grumpy after turning into a giant berry? It's all part of the weird charm of this job.

12:00 PM - Lunchtime! I may be surrounded by berryfied leftovers, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying my Oompaloompa treats. Some might find it revolting, but to me, it's just another quirky perk of working in the juicing room.

1:00 PM - Back to work, and the juicing room is even messier than before. Berry juice splattered everywhere! I can't help but grin; it's like an abstract painting come to life. Who knew messy could be so delightful?

4:00 PM - The last batch of berryfied individuals is finally juiced back to human size, and I can't stop laughing at their bewildered expressions. They look like they've been through a whirlwind adventure, and I feel like the mad scientist behind it all.

5:00 PM - Shift's over! I skip out of the juicing room, humming a peculiar tune. Sure, it's messy and twisted, but it's MY kind of madness. Until tomorrow, dear juicing room, you strange, delightful mess!

Oompa, loompa, dodle dee doo,
Suckers got juiced, that's what I do!

This juicing room's my peculiar lair,
I'll make you human-sized back, but have a care.
Don't fret, don't fuss, follow my lead,
I'll juice you back, guaranteed succeed!

Oompa, loompa, dodle dee doo,
Suckers got juiced, that's what I do!

Dodle dee doo, suckers, heed my call,
I'm the Loompa, ruler of them all.
Come back, remember who holds the clue.
Dodle dee doo, suckers! It's time to adieu.