Beach Bods (Patreon)

When Alex hits the beach, all her brain cells just completely fucking shut off. She goes from like mildly herbo at her default state to just completely meat brained, essentially the same tier of dipshit as Wolfie. Theyre both utterly insufferable around each other too because now they just feed into each other's dumbshittery. 

Wolfie drinks, and dresses, like a wine mom in beach mode and should not be allowed near the drink cooler. Not because theyll get smashed (alcohol actually doesnt have much of any effect on them anymore) but because they WILL drink it all and will not buy more for the rest of the group. 

Kassidy... doesnt tan. She burns. try as she might with every SPF available, but her pale nerd skin just can't take the sunlight.