Quick bday update 🌠 (Patreon)

UPDATE: Oh my utter GOD, you angels. I knew you wanted to spoil me, but I truly didn't understand how quickly and decisively you'd tear through my wishlist. If you bought me something and haven't received a note from me yet, please shoot me a DM so I can properly thank you! I've also added a bunch of new items to the list in case you were too slow to get me a certain special thing. Thank you all for making me feel so adored. 💋❤️‍🔥

Here's the thing, angels. You're already so kind that I'm reluctant to ask for anything else. But lately I'm receiving more and more requests from you generous lil things who want to spoil me, help me through this rough patch, and lavish niceties upon my body. And you know I can't say no to you.

And so: Birthday wishlist 🎉

My big day is coming right up on June 23, but a lot of this stuff (ahem achoo espresso gear cough horny wheeze) would be most useful right now, as I'm currently moving back to NYC for the summer and trying to fill some essential missing pieces in my new apartment. So no pressure, but if you want to do a sweet thing for me (and maybe make my pupils dilate when I see your name pop up) there is now an official means to do so.

Finally, thank you to those of you who demanded this -- and actually found me on Throne and bought me presents before I made this announcement. You know who you are and you know how I feel about you. 😘💕

XX
DDA

PS: If you want to get me a gift that's not on the list, you can order it as a "surprise gift" through Throne. Better yet, run it by me to see if it's something I need/want and I can add it. I'll be updating my list over the coming weeks, so you can always check back later for new options.

EDIT: What the heck who already bought me something?? ILY 🥲

EDIT 2: OMG YOU ALL 🫠💦🔥