Assessing the sheer size of everything… (Patreon)

So I’ve been trying to hype myself up for this weekend. I’ve got to try on some clothes to see what size I am for some events later this year. And I haven’t worn formal clothing in quite sometime…so I figured why not just see how everything is fitting. That should give me a good measure of how big I’ll need to go for dress shirts and slacks. But oh man…I really have gotten pretty big this last year. Like, just look at all this guys. There’s no way anything is gonna fit. My arms are huge, my legs and ass are enormous. Then this freaking keg of a muscle gut is easily 50” around while standing🥴.

So I‘m gonna enjoy the weekend, and see just how badly all my gym clothes, dress shirts, shorts and tank tops are fitting 😏 Which outfit are y’all most excited to see me in??