Packed in tight for the night (Patreon)

Holy moly guys…this is the absolute fullest I’ve had this thing in quite some time. 🥴 this cheesecake and those beers…we’re pretty tight. Sitting, standing, even laying down isn’t bringing much relief. Really could use some belly rubs.

Lets get some rest and see just how fat I’ve gotten in the morning. I hope I’m close to 310 😈