Commit a completely avoidable yet minor faux pas (NOTE: this will lead to the end of the story)1
Turn themself in and offer to help catch the squirrel3
Play dumb. Like, normal dog dumb, no longer able to talk3
Change the subject and try to convince the police dog to become a stripper23
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