Bashfully agree to poop in the park without picking it up, in the hopes that it’ll lead to a little kiss4
Strongly agree to poop in the park, heading down a bad boy path 3
Agree to poop in the park, but secretly plan to fake it10
Do not agree to poop in the park, and denounce the squirrel as a bad influence 2
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