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PROLOGUE

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Looking at the man sitting on the couch, Damien, age 15, thought for a second whether to just run from this guy before shrugging and sitting down on the couch opposite to the man.

"So, you died."

... Huh.

"Good, at least you don't panic like some others, bless the High One for installing this Emotion Dulling Zone enchantment, really annoying when one starts breaking down."

Damien just nodded sagely as if he understood what the fuck did the man just said.

"Anyways, you dead. Because of some demigod that stabbed you thinking you were
a monster in disguise, blah blah blah, whatever. The High One authorized the reincarnation protocol, blah blah blah, you're isekai-ing."

Damien blinks for a few seconds to absorb it before nodding.

"Nice, you get things fast. Well, usually you get to choose the world and power ups, but I'm lazy, so here you go."

SNAP!

He snaps his fingers, with Damien waiting for something to happen, but nothing out of the ordinary happened at all.

"I randomly selected a world for you, and gave you some power ups and toys that I think will be fun for you."

Leaning back to the couch, he checks the watch on his wrist before snapping his fingers once again.

SNAP!

"Right, forgot that you demons are overpowered in that world, even if it's only 1/4th of your blood. Need to recalibrate demonic energy and set limiters until you're ready or else you'll suffocate and disintegrate everything in your path at birth..."

He mutters to himself before clapping his hands.

CLAP!

"And... Done. See you later, Damien. And don't waste this life, I think you'd like what I gave you. And always remember, with your abilities, nothing can outright kill you so have as much fun as you can!"

With a friendly wave, the couch that Damien was sitting on suddenly disappears as he falls down into a black gooey portal.

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"Man, I love my job. And 7000 Celeste Points per week? What a steal... Jeff only makes 200 Celeste Points a month! Suck on that, Jeff! Persona 3 Reload: Prestige Edition, here I come!"

He cackles before turning into his natural form, a blue orb, before floating towards a portal to what looked like a bank.

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Hyoudou Issei POV

Hyoudou Issei, that is his name. His parents and friends call him "Ise".

He's a second year high school student who's currently experiencing the springtime of his youth.

Once, a student who he'd never met before had said, “Isn’t that Ise?”, so he really doesn’t know just how well known he was. He's surprisingly popular, you say?

...

No, that isn’t the case at all. In reality, he's so famous for being a pervert that he has even been accused of peeping inside the Girl Kendo Club's changing room.

He wouldn't do something so shameless like peeping into the girls' changing room!

...

Sorry, he's lying. He was right there in the storage room next to the Kendo Club, trying to peep from the hole in the wall. Unfortunately, he couldn’t get a look because Matsuda and Motohama wouldn’t get away from the hole. Seriously, those guys...

He couldn’t calm himself down either when those two idiots kept saying things like “Ohhh! Murayama seriously has big tits!” and “Ahhh, Katase sure has nice legs.” Of course, he wanted to see! But suddenly he could hear footsteps approaching the storage room, so he started to flee from the scene. Well, tried.

"I got him!"

One of the Kendo Girls grabbed him by his collar as he gets dragged towards the group of girls surrounding Murayama and Motohama. Getting thrown onto the ground, the girls were about to use their kendo swords to attack them.

But he has a trump card!

"DORAEMONNNNN!!!"

He yells out as suddenly from the bushes appeared a handsome boy with black hair and blue eyes, drenched in water. With water dripping from his hair, he walks with confidence and his chest out, showing a clean 6 pack and amazing biceps (No homo!) from his now see-through tight shirt as he strides towards the girls.

"Now, girls. I think that my friends have done nothing of sorts to enrage you all."

Daemon, his knight in wet armor, said smoothly as he puts his hands on his hips grinning before slightly thrusting his hips outwards, causing one of the girls to faint from blood loss.

"Y-You — No! Y-You're not getting away with this!"

Murayama, the girl with amazing tits, yelled as she points her bamboo sword at Daemon. Smirking, he holds the tip of the bamboo sword before covering the distance between him and her in an instant!

Leaning towards the girl whose face was reddening as pink as her hair, he cups her chin roughly as he whispers.

"Don't point that at me, darling. I might just... Act up."

He ominously mutters before taking a step back, watching in satisfaction as Murayama drops to the ground to her knees with a nose bleed. Oh, that boob shake! He has been blessed by Daemon!

Haha! Take that, Girls Kendo Club! Their secret perverted weapon to escape any attack, a bishonen!

Seeing Daemon's signal of a thumbs up, they quickly understood before running away, causing Katase to yell. He looked back while running as he mentally saluted Daemon for sacrificing himself.

"They're running away — !"

Before she could even finish, Daemon wrapped his hands around her waist as he stared into her eyes.

"No, no. Your attention is with me."

He said with a growl at the end, causing Katase to faint right in his arms, with him catching her.

Damn you, bishonen! But thank you, bishonen!

As expected, his childhood friend's got his back!

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“It sure was fun today.”

Yuuma-chan said as she smiled.

Damn, she’s cute! The sunset behind her set the perfect mood. He was so glad that he flexed this to Daemon and the gang! Watching Matsumuda and Motohama cry in pain was bonus too!

“Hey, Ise-kun.”

“What is it, Yuuma-chan?”

“There's something I want to do to celebrate our first date. Could you listen to my wish?”

Oh yeah. It’s here! This is it! This must be it! The famous first kiss moment on every first date!

Does his breath smells good? Check! Mentally prepared! CHECK! His heart is beating so fast, he swore that even Yuuma-chan could hear it!

“W-What are you w-wishing for?”

Aaaaagh, his voice sounds too deep. She'll find out that he's thinking of something stupid! Ah, crap, he made the dumbest mistake after coming this far…

But Yuuma-chan just continued to smile at me.

She then said clearly.

“Will you die for me?”

...

......Huh? What was that?

“... Huh? That's... Huh, sorry, can you repeat that again? I think there's something wrong with my ears.”

He must've heard her wrong he thought. That had to be it, so he asked her again.

But...

“Will you die for me?”

She clearly repeated herself. This time as she laughed.

Her words weren’t making any sense. Just as he was about smile and say, “That’s so funny, Yuuma-chan” —

FLAP!

Black wings appear from her back.

She then started flapping her wings. The black feathers float in the air and then drop down to my feet.

What is that?

Huh? Certainly, Yuuma-chan is cute like an angel, but…

Angel? No, there’s no way that's true. Is this some sort of trick? His beautiful girlfriend was flapping her wings as the sun sets behind her. It looks like a scene out of a fantasy story, but there's no way he could believe something like this.

Her cute looking eyes changed into cold, scary eyes.

“The short time I spent with you was fun. It was like playing house with a little child.”

Yuuma-chan’s voice sounds very cold. Her tone is like an adult's, and her mouth is forming into a cold smile.

BUZZ!

A sound much louder than the noise a game console makes vibrates in the air. It makes a loud buzzing noise and then it appears in her hands. It looked like a spear.

Is it glowing? It seems like it’s a bulk of light or something… Actually, it is a spear.

WHOOSH!

The sound of the wind. A nasty noise soon follows after it.

SPLURT!

The moment he thought something grazed his stomach, the spear which was in her hand pierced his stomach.

She threw that at him...

But rather than that, why? He tried to pull the spear out of him, but it disappeared. The only thing left was a huge hole in his stomach, and blood which was flowing out from it.

Blood.

Blood.

His head felt dizzy, and his eyesight became blurry. He was already lying on the ground. He hadn't realised when his legs lost their balance.

Footsteps close in on him while he was down on the ground.

A small voice vaguely reaches him. It’s Yuuma-chan's.

“Sorry, you were a threat to us, so we decided to get rid of you early on. If you want to hold a grudge, then hate the God who put the God's Artifact, the Sacred Gear inside you.”

... Sacred, what...?

He couldn't even ask her a question as he lied on the ground. Her footsteps get further away from him.

As that happened, he started to lose consciousness. The hole in his stomach must be fatal. He don’t feel any pain, but he realised that he was in seriously bad condition because he could feel that he was about to pass out.

It must feel nice. If he pass out now it's as if he was going to sleep, but if that happens then he will die for sure.

'Are you serious? Am I going to die this young? I haven’t even lived half of my life yet! How could I laugh if I died because my girlfriend stabbed me at this weird park!'

… His consciousness started to fade away as he thought about that...

It feels like numerous things within him were disappearing...

Oh yeah, he wonders what’s going to happen at school tomorrow? Will Matsuda and Motohama be shocked? Will they cry for me... No way, not them.

What about Daemon? Hmm... Well, he would just laugh it off, but inside he would feel destroyed, he thinks.

Mum, Dad… He haven’t done anything to please them yet as their son...

Rather... It’s not going to be funny if they find those porno magazines he hid after he died... why the hell was he thinking of that when he was about to die……?

Ah... He could still move his hands.

He touched my stomach and brought his hand in front of him. It's red... Crimson red. His whole hand is red. This is his blood... All of it was his blood.

Then she came into his mind.

The one who he's imagining is that one girl.

The beauty with crimson hair. Every time he seen her, his eyes were drawn to her crimson hair.

... If he was going to die, he wished it was inside the arms of a beautiful girl like her.

... He felt like he was cheating on Yuuma-chan thinking like this. Wait, Yuuma-chan was the one who killed him...

... But if he were to die, then he'd rather die after groping Yuuma-chan’s boobs...

Haha, his perverted delusions don't stop even as he was dying...

Aaah, his eyes have gotten even more blurry...

Is this finally the end for him...?

Damn, he really had a boring life...

... If he were to be reborn, he'd want to be... like Daemon... So carefree yet so cool...

“So you were the one who called me.”

Suddenly, someone appeared in front of him, and she spoke to him. He can’t tell who it is since his eyes were blurry.

“Looks like you're dying. Your wound... Oh my, looks like something interesting is happening to you. So you're the one… Truly this is intriguing.”

She’s laughing as if she found something interesting.

... He wonders what's so funny...

“If you're dying then I’ll take it, your life that is. From now on, you'll live only for me.”

Before he passed out, he saw brilliant crimson hair in front of him.

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... So, Ise died.

He just stared at Rias Gremory summoning the Evil Pieces, chess pieces that would reincarnate a human into a devil and add them into the Master's peerage.

His hand instinctively went to his hips and touched cool steel before he stops himself, clenching his fists.

This was what he wanted.

To enjoy life. To enjoy the chaos that is the plot. To enjoy the shenanigans of Ise and his harem.

But it hurts, watching his childhood friend of 8 years dying slowly, when he could just kill Raynare in one swing of his fist. That was how distant were their power levels.

But he was greedy. He was always a greedy person. He wanted to enjoy and have as much fun as he could in this life, that meant that Ise had to become Gremory's devil.

Being a demon sure is hard. Greed is just amplified to an eleven when you're one.

He should walk away, his job was done.

Time to restock on bullets and holy water, ugh, that meant he had to call Azazel.

Whatever, he needs the supplies.

The party's about to start soon...