Wererat Poker #8 (Patreon)

The wererat with no name gathers her wits... 

A dragon, a displacer beast and a mountain gnoll walk into a bar. 'I don't serve gnolls here' said the barman. 'That's okay' said the dragon 'I'll just have a sandwitch'.  

Just then the displacer beast slipped on a pile of poo that happened to be on the floor (it wasn't a very nice bar). He picked himself up and sat down to have a drink. A pit fiend came in and slipped in the same pile of poop. 'Bah hah hah!' said the displacer beast. 'What's so funny?' inquired the pit fiend. 'I just did that!' said the displacer beast. The rest of the evening did not go well for the displacer beast.