It's a Christmas Miracle! (Invasion of the Bawdy Snatchers) (Patreon)

The holidays have been, as per usual, a hectic time, filled with the wonderful exhaustion that only family can bring. I managed to get all my shopping done, but unfortunately I haven't had the time to do much writing lately. Fortunately, I had the foresight to write a few stories ahead of time!

This one is all about a group of goblins and their nefarious attempts to gain husbands. Given that I'm an incorrigible nerd, the inspiration here is when a boss fight more revolves around a bunch of little enemies that happen to be buffed by the boss. None of them are particularly dangerous, but they can be overwhelming in a group. You could consider the main villain here the "goblin lord," though she's more accurately a goblin lady.

Well, they're not called "ladies" in MtG. But this isn't a story from MtG, so it's a moot point.

I feel like a specific part of this story didn't quite land, but hopefully you'll disagree! Either way, I hope you all enjoy the story, and I hope you had a wonderful holiday season!