Ms. Zhao's Potty Training Class (Patreon)

When you were first diagnosed with Potty Aversion Developmental Disorder (PADDED), you hoped that you would be among the 98% of young people who regain their potty training within just a few months. Unfortunately, a year of endless potty accidents and hopeless diaper dependence later, and you’ve made ZERO progress. In fact, your control is now worse than that of the neighborhood toddlers!

Fed up with changing your dirty diapers and wet sheets, your mom has enlisted the help of Ms. Zhou, a fully licensed potty trainer and disciplinarian. You’ll be spending the next six months living under her roof and receiving personalized one-on-one training.

Oh, and sorry boys! All of Ms. Zhou’s students are required to identify as baby girls for the duration of the program. At least wearing a skirt will make your potty time easier!

Are you or someone you know suffering from PADDED? Help is available now! Leave a comment and let us know!