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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Hollywood Edition (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-08 06:41:00
Imported:
2023-07

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Cracker Barrel opened a so-called “ghost kitchen” in Hollywood, but I refuse to order a Grandma’s Sampler from a Cracker Barrel that has no gift shop offering ceramic cherub salt shakers.

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Anonymous

Well shit, I wouldn't either 🤣

Anonymous

Priorities !! 😝

Anonymous

Reading this while watching the "Brain Damage" episode of TLDI, and between today's JB thought of the day, and his rant on Instagram during this episode, I'd say I'm having an eventful yet fulfilling evening 🤣

Anonymous

Not wrong it's not a visit to CC unless I can buy cheerwine or some penny candy. 🤔

Anonymous

Am I hearing this right? A Cracker Barrel without all their one of a kind merch?! Blasphemy!!!

Anonymous

Now the question everyone wants to ask is did Joe Bob get to keep the leggy glass or did he have to shove it down his trousers and call it a third leg as he left the place with it?

Anonymous

Even at 1:41 a.m., JB is spittin' truth.

Anonymous

Well that settles it! It’s time to open a Joe Bob’s last drive-in diner with great food and at least one or two Vegan options. All Last Drive in footage on repeat throughout the diner and a gift shop that would put Cracker Barrel to shame. Oh, and everyone sits in a booth that looks like a car.

Anonymous

The best part of cracker Barrel is going to the gift shop

Anonymous
>>89192010

Your suggestion reminds me of Mel's Drive-In restaurant at Universal Studios in Orlando Florida. Check it out sometime!

Anonymous
>>89192010

a fantastic idea i do say! it also has to have smoked brisket sandwiches , vegan hot dogs And , the yet-to-be-famous, bacon "turtle" burger! i wish i could post the photo haha. also i think it will need jukeboxes in the car booth dashboards that Only play country/western :D yeeehawww!

Anonymous

But at least there are now restaurants in the L.A. area. Meanwhile, those of us to the south are suffering in silence. Well... maybe not so silent.